Q & A

Capt.Zeep · 21 January, 2003, 01:16:42 AM

Sorry Malchi, our replies crossed in the post!

Erm It's because my brain's so tiny that I can't cope with the distraction ( to answer your question).

Slippery PD · 21 January, 2003, 01:21:07 AM

A - I cant find the answer to that on Yahoo, Google or Alta Vista?

Q - Whats love got to do with it?

Trout · 21 January, 2003, 02:48:40 AM

A - Everything, young man. It's a short-term psychosis which greatly affects our reactions in any given situation.

Q - What would be the greatest-ever famous last words?

- Trout

Capt.Zeep · 21 January, 2003, 02:55:52 AM

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do" (Oscar Wilde)

What are the 39 steps?

Malchidiel · 21 January, 2003, 03:26:19 AM

Claire, H, Faye, Lisa, Lee and 34 others. Christ I can't believe I knew their names, and me being a gothy-mosher chick too.

Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?

Oddboy · 21 January, 2003, 02:42:58 PM

Snow was an accident.
The mafia got to the rain.

When shall we three meet again?

petemaskreplica · 21 January, 2003, 06:06:04 PM

Shedcon 2, probably.

If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, can it claim on the insurance?

Trout · 21 January, 2003, 06:16:28 PM

A - Yes, but only after filling out enough forms to use up the rest of the forest.

Q - Just who in the f*ck buys the Daily Mail?

- Trout

Oddboy · 21 January, 2003, 06:50:23 PM

My Grandad (please don't swear about my Grandad, respect yer elders, even if you are King)

Why don't we do it in the road?

The Monarch · 21 January, 2003, 06:53:32 PM

because we're just good friends eew

does a bear shit in the woods

Wils · 21 January, 2003, 07:06:01 PM

Only if the Jaggers' bathroom is occupied.

Are vegetarians that perform fellatio not classed as *proper* vegetarians?

petemaskreplica · 22 January, 2003, 12:08:06 AM

Absolutely.

Why is purple?

Malchidiel · 22 January, 2003, 12:56:40 AM

No, Y is yellow.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and washing-up-liquid made with real lemons?

Malchidiel · 23 January, 2003, 12:27:33 AM

Damn you Karne, damn you to hell and back :)

Obviously this is not a question, but bugger it I was almost in front :(

Devons Daddy · 24 January, 2003, 01:19:00 PM

A,because all the ral lemons have been purchased to make washing up liquid leaving non for drinks.

Q
why are they called hamburgers when they are made of BEEF.