Q & A

Capt.Zeep · 24 January, 2003, 01:55:11 PM

A. Because they were invented in Hamburg (and I wouldn't be so sure about their beef content)

Q. Where is Beefburg?

The Monarch · 24 January, 2003, 06:04:55 PM

right next to hamberg

what is the meaning of life

Eric Plumrose · 24 January, 2003, 06:14:02 PM

Monty Python's 42 inch hips.

Is a pizza's home truly its hut?

Oddboy · 24 January, 2003, 08:22:37 PM

No - it's in my gut!

Hawaiian, American Hot or BBQ chicken?

McNulty · 25 January, 2003, 02:28:30 AM

Neither, Mushroom and Sweetcorn.

Why are men from Mars and women from Venus?

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Devons Daddy · 25 January, 2003, 05:00:13 PM

A
because by strange twist of fate. two completely differnt creatures from differnt planets are almost identical with the difernce of only one chromosone. would you believe it.
also venus has very violent nasty storms every 28 days or so.where as mars is a easy.something to drink. something to eat. and a bit of sun, its content. soon as it gets a PS2 it will be blissful.

Q
they say man is at the top of evoltionary tree.
but male lions, eat what the female brings him. sleep in the sun and make little lions. nothing else.
so how are we at the top.

judda fett · 25 January, 2003, 05:09:43 PM

I think youve knocked us off our perch there.

Did we ever land on the moon?

Capt.Zeep · 26 January, 2003, 12:55:42 AM

Did we ever land on the moon?

What, you and me? Well if we did, I don't remember it, Judge Fett.

Does the world exist outside my own mind and if so, how can I prove it?

JayzusB.Christ · 26 January, 2003, 05:00:27 AM

Yes, it does: Go into a forest where a tree is falling, hide in the bushes, and listen for the sound.

Why is a mouse when it runs?

Dounreay · 27 January, 2003, 12:17:05 AM

To get all those top gigs in nursery rhymes.

Why can't you mix red, yellow and blue to get white paint?

Malchidiel · 27 January, 2003, 12:39:04 AM

Because you need to mix purple, orange and green to get white. I thought everyone knew that.

Why haven't I beat Karne's thread yet? :(

McNulty · 27 January, 2003, 01:11:17 AM

Because he's evil and has enlisted the forces of Satan to his aid?

When is a door not a door?

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Wils · 27 January, 2003, 01:19:27 AM

When is a door not a door?

When he's OD'd in the bath.

What is that tiny pocket in the front of a pair of jeans actually for?

McNulty · 27 January, 2003, 01:22:21 AM

You are one sick muppet Wills.

Queen Firey-Bou · 27 January, 2003, 01:23:23 AM

Condoms you nellie, although personally i find it more useful for keeping the tiny little pixies spare house key in.

so if elfs are elvish, fairies are fey, are pixies picky?