Q & A

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

A) Quality harback editions of classics from the turn of the century (Wells, Dickens, Alice etc). Get em cheap on Amazon.com (not the UK) and pay no VAT cos they are books.

Q) What can I buy Mrs X for Christmas? Strictly no DVDs, CDs or things for two people (eg holidays or cars!) are allowed.

[Mr C]

A) Get her a T-shirt with a massive picture of your grinning face on it so that everywhere she goes, people can see what a great bloke she has.

Q) Liberal Stalinsim or Stalinist Liberals

[Dudley]

A) Liberal Stalinists - the other lot are a bunch of splitters.

Q) If you had a gun at your head and you had to, would you rather sleep with Scojo or Keane?

[Krustabi]

A). Seeing as Keane is basically Starr off of Preacher, he would probably enjoy my "attention", so Scojo, as he would feel more pain. Not that I would enjoy/am gay or 'owt.

Q.) How do you sleep at night?

[Oddboy]

With the lights out.

How do you keep the dogs at bay?

[Wils]

A) With petrol and matches and very big sticks.

Q) Is the above method acceptable for dealing with pikeys as well?http://www.wsfb.co.uk/newsitems/photos/caravanafter.jpg">

[Queen Firey-Bou]

.... hang on theyre wearing BA kits for a caravan fire? big poofs... coff cofff...never catch us ...coff ...doing that. actually i have also put of a pikey caravan fire. Theyd set it themselves & later gave me a nice cuppa & t-cakes, lovely people.


whats a good cure for inhaled syonide gasses?

[Tanky]

A. Ooh, did u put a cd in the microwave? Pretty isn't it?! Happened to me once, and i think i'm ok.......sorry, that's not much help, is it?


Q. Is there a doctor in the house?

[DavidXBrunt]

A - Who?

Q - Who?

[BlackThrash]

A- ME

Q-Why?

[longmanshort]

A - How?

Q - Where?

[Noisybast]

A: There - there on the stair.

Q: What was the question again?

[Malchidiel]

Not answering, not asking, just thought I should show my face (icon) on my own thread for once. :)

Joolz

[DavidXBrunt]

It may have started out as your thread, but it's ours now. You let it go, like when that lad let Kes free, and now it flies, flise over the moors, like a majestic Kestral of questions in the grim urban landscape of inanity that is the boards.

Hmmm. Does that make Wake Colin Welland?

[longmanshort]

Q What's the cure for a broken heart?