Q & A

[Woolly]

Too slow, dammit!

[Dudley]

Q - Star Wars 1 + 2. Why?

A. Money, money, money...

Q: Is it a rich man's world?

[Byron Virgo]

Q. Is it a rich man's world?

A. Yes, but they own no lease-holding rights to the moon, which has been bequethed to the worlds poor.

Q. George Lucas, during the period of the original Star Wars and Indianna Jones trilogies, had a chin, but now does not. How did George Lucas lose his chin?

[Mr C]

A) When writing a script, mr Lucas likes to stroke his chin as he thinks. However, writing such great movies wore his chin to a nub and his writing ability suffers thanks to a lack of chin.

Q) Autobots and Decepticons. Which ROCKS more?

[Byron Virgo]

A. Decpeticons, as they have the power to turn into rocks, as well as snazzy looking jets, guns and old style casette tapes.

Q. My dog has no nose. How does it smell?

[Dudley]

A: Like Mean Machine's armpit

Q: Why, given that they've got to search an entire planet for trace remnants of prehistoric slime, does anybody think Beagle II has any chance of success?

[Darryl]

because the bloke who designed it has natty sideburns, and well, its BRITISH and we never fail! um. er.

What sound does one hand clapping make (left or right?)

[Dudley]

A: Take the hand (either will do, though you'll get the best result from your strongest hand).  Bring all the fingers down sharply onto the palm of that hand.  The resulting noice is that answer (probably best spelt as "cl-")

Q: Goths: why?

[Woolly]

It kinda goes 'swoosh'.

Why cant men multitask?

[Woolly]

Q: Goths: why?

A: For our amusement!

[Darryl]

Because we look good in black........ and it makes wearing frilly shirts coooooollll.......

on a similar vein -
rockport boots with burberry socks tucked into shellsuit bottoms (otherwise known as the 'townie' look) - why?

[Wils]

A: Because they make the townies look like some kind of moronic, nylon and polyester wearing version of The Brood and because they compliment their Elizabeth Duke bling bling *really* well.

Q: Why don't Doc Martens last as long as they used to?

[Devons Daddy]

A/due to foot healthcare cuts by the government
they are now using genric versions of the orginal DOC Marten boot.
for the real thing you have to go private.

Q/will Kodak vanish in the next ten years with the advent of digital cameras.

[Darryl]

God I hope so, that way we wont have to endure any more of their godawful adverts with teethgrindingly smarmy kiddies.....

Q) - how many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Wils]

A) ∞

Q) If you *can* believe it's not butter, do you get arrested by the Dairy Police?