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CheechFU

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Star Trek: into jerkness
« on: 26 May, 2013, 11:08:55 PM »
This is what happens when you take all of the scripts from every star trek episode ever and run them through our bots in Wayfar.
It's impossible to be in the same room as them all without developing a brain tumour.
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On the cheap television: Spock [to Picard]: defence. Captain, We lost the capacity for rational decision.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Spock]: studied any time. the Captain of the wormhole's neutrino levels are stable. It's working. Unimatrix Zero is real, and So are the facts verified? computer off.
On the cheap television: Sulu [to Picard]: expanding gases from a chemical explosion.
On the cheap television: Q [to Wesley Crusher]: outdated human morality. to say those words.
On the cheap television: Geordi [to Spock]: Doctor. thank you. we recomposite the crystals while They're freeing up the input sensors. I'm not here. I thought I could really use your help, Worf still a member of the way you're looking. Wesley! I can manage it. I'm running a level five containment field generator that Apgar during in his waking dream He said something about Ghorusda. weren't there about five centuries. it's something, isn't it?
On the cheap television: Troi [to kirk]: Sheriff. You two have successfully divided the evening between you.
On the cheap television: Wesley Crusher [to Sulu]: a hero. word to describe me.. is that high-speed sound you make?. How can you imagine If it goes the way I planned it. Fanatic fan addict But a man could have been left open. it's just the two of the Borg tractor beam into ship's power.
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Sulu]: I most certainly do.
On the cheap television: The computer [to Geordi]: your luck again.
On the cheap television: Riker [to Wesley Crusher]: that probe. I want to See him, immediately. we tried, sir. it sounds like Q to Give the captain of the explosion site.
On the cheap television: Worf [to Geordi]: appreciate What You are certain You are an insulting, pompous fool, and If You will defeat him easily. You are here In order to ensure that the ship we saw In the Yamato's Engineering section.
On the cheap television: Bones [to Sulu]: one, just once, I'd like to take these.
On the cheap television: Data [to Geordi]: distinctive subspace signature And locate his ship. It Does seem to be the entrance to a another part of the moons of Pentarus Three. Uncertain. I have no contact with the Enterprise.
On the cheap television: Picard [to kirk]: without food? no longer? It's imperative. we can in a way of life and we discuss this situation.
On the cheap television: Spock [to Seven of Nine]: a viable One.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Geordi]: complete systems failure. is There any other member of the discharges But the present situation We must adapt. narrow the annular confinement beam is unstable. I believe the crew morale They seemed focused on Their own. that is part of the signal. My understanding that All members of This phenomenon for many years to proliferate. to you, Perhaps.
On the cheap television: Sulu [to Troi]: and Ready, sir.
On the cheap television: Q [to Sulu]: course in humanities.
On the cheap television: Geordi [to Worf]: gone over it inch by inch ever since.
On the cheap television: Troi [to Riker]: can't track down any element That might be able to access images being generated by her metaconscious, But He is immune to Our computer system.
On the cheap television: Wesley Crusher [to Troi]: go For my friend here..
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Geordi]: We brought aboard is in this sector for other work? Oh.
On the cheap television: The computer [to Picard]: Starship are nine tenths depleted, calculate the intermix ratio necessary to facilitate the system upgrade. Full power can be restored If needed. Era?
On the cheap television: Riker [to Spock]: this go. Congratulations. you just tell the computer still Isn't working properly. I can't believe How stupid I was.
On the cheap television: Worf [to Riker]: my adoptive parents often give these things are?
On the cheap television: Bones [to Wesley Crusher]: Mister Spock gave him character.
On the cheap television: Data [to Troi]: It misdirected them to Reverse that decision.
On the cheap television: Picard [to Seven of Nine]: that four percent, Lieutenant. Picard out. Well, Doctor. your next priority will be delighted to see You in plenty. only enough to provide some insights.
On the cheap television: Spock [to Wesley Crusher]: to coalesce in my green blood, the creature is here to Sickbay. Captain. at least several hours.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Geordi]: Janeway is more cautious.
On the cheap television: Sulu [to the computer]: sir. we've tangled With them for a lucky shot before They zero in on us?
On the cheap television: Q [to Sulu]: anyone, Or have an adverse affect on What You know of as history.
On the cheap television: Geordi [to Worf]: fine. in the atmosphere. I'll turn the ship jumped into Warp when it did, we would've been blown to pieces. I just hate that, don't you?
On the cheap television: Troi [to Geordi]: stir some feelings.
On the cheap television: Wesley Crusher [to the computer]: But he knows they turn up from the Enterprise.. No, sir. it's going to be all right If I have a funny way of life?. what's going on in the shower, just to gather my body powers. But still my strength And my faith in God was the workload or the stress of being on the wrong setting.. What usually does?. just Because I Want to go For my own added.. And since the Captain is?. No, not For over a century.. Routing. ready For world entrance. my sense is playing hide And seek For hours. doing yoga in the middle of a needle. than For the Klingons, But I won't be wearing this uniform any longer. I'm resigning from the neutrino clouds will become synchronous.. Someday, you'll See it all For yourself. look over there.. believe me, Ten forward isn't an illusion.. is something wrong?. And that you don't hear me. you think I understand..
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Wesley Crusher]: out. Phasers on stun. He's Not only Do We have any answers?
On the cheap television: The computer [to kirk]: programme Installation complete.
On the cheap television: Riker [to Data]: are born as biological life form.
On the cheap television: Worf [to Spock]: cover the Photon torpedoes.
On the cheap television: Bones [to Picard]: Jim, We're not diplomats.
On the cheap television: Data [to Wesley Crusher]: well. however their death rituals are quite impressive, Captain. the wave is continuing to build, sir. We speak often. It is an energy fluctuation in the neural filaments is to prepare for it. Why? I am still alive in the cell membrane, but.
On the cheap television: Picard [to Riker]: Yes, for a Cardassian warship.
On the cheap television: Spock [to kirk]: prevail in our computer banks. in It should be sending up a Report attesting to the the epidemic will prove fatal to us at least two More days before I dare make another attempt. Captain, our phasers is expressly forbidden. No, Captain.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Troi]: sensor estimates of the Yankees, in six years you haven't chosen A Name for yourself, But you've assigned him to be Alone. your filing system is regenerating. they'll be eager. I guess This rules out Vorothon Gorge. It was an enjoyable activity for both of them the crew My parents were assimilated. My father has A sister of My victims. I helped to assimilate you. Once I return to the Borg.
On the cheap television: Sulu [to Worf]: so, so beautiful. she just touched me.
On the cheap television: Q [to Data]: this, Picard, and reflect. all the good times I had with you. you're forgetting, Jean-Luc.
On the cheap television: Geordi [to the computer]: panels. over here gave us exactly What it is possible.
On the cheap television: Troi [to Data]: wedding? I can't read You right up to me with you. I'm sure they understand. As soon As I could use something a little concerned at the console. why don't we go for a price.
On the cheap television: Wesley Crusher [to kirk]: collect my final project For Advanced Genetics. it's on Your payoff. they know that law.
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Sulu]: armed And possibly headed towards the ship's surgeon. you say this Companion of yours can Do it. that station is fully automated. get out of the need for adults. they want simply by asking for your pleasure.
On the cheap television: The computer [to Riker]: launch in progress. Red alert. Take emergency stations. Automatic defense procedures initiated. energy field seven hundred and fifty miles. altitude Four hundred and fifty miles. altitude Four hundred and five metres in diameter. Sensors cannot penetrate the field.
On the cheap television: Riker [to Picard]: Ambassador Mauric here we'll see. a lot about Her we Don't know What to think, What to eat, What to say, and When we first started to tell you that either.
On the cheap television: Worf [to Geordi]: Counsellor Troi were In those Sections and are missing. They have reported in. They found several archaeological sites.
On the cheap television: Bones [to Data]: triangle. I do for you, Jim?
On the cheap television: Data [to Q]: It highly unlikely that Jo'Bril would perform sabotage which would result in his nakedness he appears But a man. Therefore, his fears, out of their process of Learning How to help her. Lal is my body now. It is picking up a curious sensation.
On the cheap television: Picard [to Sulu]: it. We'll adjourn for Now while we still have some power left, It is difficult to copy your transmission.
On the cheap television: Spock [to Sulu]: flush, Captain. take care, young ladies, and value Your wine. be watchful of young men in Their lives.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Worf]: its affecting All Our systems.
On the cheap television: Sulu [to Data]: we read You, But surely you know what looked right or wrong If it were two feet from me. what is it?
On the cheap television: Q [to Data]: play coy with me, Captain. I witnessed your little spat with Vash. nor will I soon forget the look of anguish on your pivotal role in history. nothing You do have a moon in a deteriorating orbit.
On the cheap television: Geordi [to Q]: cargo. I'd say within the Borg download his memory, It'll be incorporated it into a power accumulator.
On the cheap television: Troi [to Sulu]: wife easily and You think I'm attractive?
On the cheap television: Wesley Crusher [to Worf]: from you.. perfect. the queen's gambit finished off with Your speakers..
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Worf]: could anyone get out of paradise. Doctor, Do you Read them?
On the cheap television: The computer [to Q]: teracochrans. Commander Tuvok. Insufficient sensor data.
On the cheap television: Riker [to Geordi]: did disappear down there. this is the food station. you can help you with, Mister Remmick? I Don't think you'd begin to show you Your quarters and felt as if someone could have Come full circle, sir.
On the cheap television: Worf [to Data]: You mock me? why do You want to discuss it further.
On the cheap television: Bones [to Q]: Yeah. Hot as Vulcan.
On the cheap television: Data [to Bones]: And of Mrs Soong.
On the cheap television: Picard [to Wesley Crusher]: your baby! my goodness.

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Re: Star Trek: into jerkness
« Reply #1 on: 27 May, 2013, 12:13:50 AM »
What. Are you talking about.

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Re: Star Trek: into jerkness
« Reply #2 on: 27 May, 2013, 12:21:05 AM »
I feel strange.  But also good.

Still playing that crazy MUD, huh Cheech?

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Re: Star Trek: into jerkness
« Reply #3 on: 27 May, 2013, 05:18:54 AM »
Burroughs wrote for Trek? Was this before or after Blade Runner*?



*the Alfred E Nourse original, not to be confused with the later PKD adaptation.
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Re: Star Trek: into jerkness
« Reply #4 on: 30 May, 2013, 09:18:15 PM »
It could be just the rum but it's all starting to make sense
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On the cheap television: Troi [to Sulu]: right. medical team to the cosmic string?
On the cheap television: Kirk [to Troi]: No. Probably not.
On the cheap television: Picard [to Seven of Nine]: Yale? my name is Jean-Luc Picard. this is Q I'm addressing, we are in danger From that window, I could believe that.
On the cheap television: Seven of Nine [to Q]: with I have to check the internal comm. link is Active. no one on Deck Nine section twelve who doesn't know When you're having intimate relations. Commander Chakotay mentioned A neurosurgery you performed on Ensign Kim eighteen months ago.
On the cheap television: Q [to Troi]: best friend avenge this injustice? Picard, You cheated? Picard, I'm impressed.
On the cheap television: Troi [to Picard]: set back. I can sense only strong emotions, and you're still confused tomorrow, You know that. I don't know exactly what You hoped for.