You know you've read too much 2000AD when...

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

When asked how you know something, you reply

"I know lots of things ... Cat's cradle"

(Which, even to you, I feel obliged To explain is from PJ Maybe to Dredd in their first meeting while he makes a car's cradle with string- and it stuck)

Also, Drokk, Grudd and Sneck.

Even mrs x asks "what the Sneck"

[Fungus]

... when you really want to buy boots which are 5 sizes too big because they just LOOK better.

[TordelBack]

When encountering something potentially revealing but still enigmatic, you say "Um... synthi-sausage".  Also, whenever you see a sausage.

[Minkyboy]

I often find myself singing, "Long and smelly, tastes like welly, lies for weeks within your belly." Which may not be 100% accurate but is what has stuck in my head.

[blackmocco]

When you get stage fright peeing and you focus on the cover of Prog 238 to get going...

[I, Cosh]

When riding shotgun in a slow moving vehicle, you exhort the driver to "bang in them goomballs."

[Skullmo]

whenever anyone say's I'm unique

You reply

We's both unique

(again - another one I always do)

[Fungus]

...when you're on jury duty and feel the need to exclaim that The Crime Issss Life... The Ssssentence Issssss Death!

Means you don't get called again, which is a plus.

[O Lucky Stevie!]

You yell, "Stak!" when the boss gives you the sack.

[Trout]

Yeah, I've also said "No skin off my chin." I told my boss "Your mouth is full of wrong" but it wasn't so strange, because I'm foreign and say things that nobody understands pretty much every day.

I also call my kids by shouting "(child's name) to me!" And they are required to shout their own name, followed by the word "responding".

Yes, true story.

[TordelBack]

When the kids break something of sentimental/financial value you say "I am matter, therefore I don't matter".

When the wife asks you to get something from the picnic rucksack, you respond with (e.g.) "Dispensing baguette!".

[TordelBack]

When you get stage fright peeing and you focus on the cover of Prog 238 to get going...

Brilliant.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Yeah, I've also said "No skin off my chin." I told my boss "Your mouth is full of wrong" but it wasn't so strange, because I'm foreign and say things that nobody understands pretty much every day.

I also call my kids by shouting "(child's name) to me!" And they are required to shout their own name, followed by the word "responding".

Yes, true story.

"To me!" S'true, that one.

[Mabs]

You're watching football with your mates. One of the players scores a hattrick, "wow! Those three goals...beautiful!!" cries your mate, and you respond by saying "he didn't think it too many!"

[SuperSurfer]

When someone asks you what your age is and you respond: "As old as the stars and as young as the future."