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CheechFU

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Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« on: 29 March, 2014, 03:11:06 PM »
Goat simulator is just like Tony Hawk Pro Skater except that instead of being Tony Hawk you are a goat and instead of skating you headbutt raving red necks into combine harvesters or trampoline through someones bedroom window because physics and/or The Internet.

Goat simulator is broken and bugged and hilarious and the 2nd best game I've bought this year (Jazzpunk) and really appeals to the part of my brain that enjoys running up and down the tables in Skyrim while the NPCs try to have a meal.

launch trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #1 on: 29 March, 2014, 03:49:09 PM »
OH GOOD GRIEF!

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #2 on: 29 March, 2014, 04:02:38 PM »
Please reassure me that I'm not the only person who read this as 'Goaty Stimulator' and still clicked on it

Love that Dead Island spoof, pure genius.

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #3 on: 29 March, 2014, 05:36:44 PM »
What? A game about me, and no royalties? Bastards!

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #4 on: 29 March, 2014, 05:58:45 PM »
Please reassure me that I'm not the only person who read this as 'Goaty Stimulator' and still clicked on it.

That's why I clicked on it.

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #5 on: 29 March, 2014, 06:07:18 PM »
Please reassure me that I'm not the only person who read this as 'Goaty Stimulator' and still clicked on it.

That's why I clicked on it.

I'm stuck on the first level of Goaty Simulator, halfway up Karl Urban.


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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #6 on: 29 March, 2014, 06:41:57 PM »
Please reassure me that I'm not the only person who read this as 'Goaty Stimulator' and still clicked on it.

That's why I clicked on it.

I'm stuck on the first level of Goaty Simulator, halfway up Karl Urban.

 :lol: Don't you mean our Karl?
...because I hate you.

CheechFU

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #7 on: 29 March, 2014, 06:45:05 PM »
Remember those videos of the skyrim giants that hammer players into low orbit? Goat simulator is exactly like that except instead of a giant with a club there's a goat headbutting an npc into the path of a rally car drifting in a cornfield which launches them into space while a bunch of rednecks stand around a table raving.

Remember that bit in Skyrim where you first FUS ROH DA a crowd of NPCs? Goat simulator is exactly like that except instead of a shouting catman dressed as a chef you are a goat and you have a garden table stuck to your head.

Remember that time in skyrim when you murdered a school teacher as a sacrifice to the dark brotherhood? Goat simulator is exactly like that except you need to sacrifice 5 NPCs to assume the demonic goat form and now you are ragdoll flying around in a cloud of smoke and you have a nissan micra stuck to your head. also you are a goat.

GOTY

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #8 on: 29 March, 2014, 10:20:57 PM »
Please reassure me that I'm not the only person who read this as 'Goaty Stimulator' and still clicked on it.

That's why I clicked on it.

Me too- I was hoping for a deaf Louis Theroux lookalike climbing a mountain. Gutted.

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #9 on: 29 March, 2014, 10:38:07 PM »
Me too- I was hoping for a deaf Louis Theroux lookalike climbing a mountain. Gutted.

Hehe! but erm... I did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXfhygOAWrA

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #10 on: 30 March, 2014, 12:03:27 PM »
Are there only three levels ;)

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Re: Goat simulator: More like GOTY simulator
« Reply #11 on: 30 July, 2014, 01:56:41 PM »
Goat simulator is just like Tony Hawk Pro Skater except that instead of being Tony Hawk you are a goat and instead of skating you headbutt raving red necks into combine harvesters or trampoline through someones bedroom window because physics and/or The Internet.


Yet, what well known should personally endorse this game?

Brought this on Steam before the great summer-sale and ended up getting every collectable card for it. Yet, the last two or three cards I got were just purchases themselves.....so that almost going against the spirit of the thing. Winning through use of money, but I got myself a badge for this.

Interesting game...I must continue playing after reaching the next area.