Scariest Fanboy Moment

critter · 08 February, 2003, 07:02:40 PM

I made the mistake of making friends with this guy named Ryan. Took some time but I realized that he was really a porno loving, homophobic, that guy from Psycho, closet Nazi, racist, stalker in training, type of fan boy.
I mean I love to talk about Dredd and 2000AD in general. But this guy Ryan, he was constantly would you do Vampi or would you love to be in a threesome with so in so. Then he started to invite me over for pizza and porn...wierd. Then he began with jokes...usually involving the *n* word, which I can't stand. Told him but he kept it up.
We were working at McDonalds, there was this girl he like, but she didn't like him. He would stand outside here home at night and watch her window.
An you know where I met this wonderful person, at the local comic shop.

Critter

Adrian Bamforth · 08 February, 2003, 10:01:04 PM

I say homophobic + inviting you to threesomes = denial.

ADE

Quirkafleeg · 08 February, 2003, 10:42:07 PM

+ he was inviting you over to sit and watch p0rn with him? That is denial.

Tiplodocus · 09 February, 2003, 12:23:35 AM

That's terrible.

er...You wouldn't still have his number and name and address would you... er....

Devons Daddy · 09 February, 2003, 09:55:55 AM

was his name scott?

critter · 09 February, 2003, 10:21:26 AM

"was his name scott?"

Nope, it was and still is Ryan Schwak. A horrible would be comic artist. With some improvement he may have made it. But he wouldn't listen to anyones advice.

Critter

Mangamax · 09 February, 2003, 01:43:35 PM

"Schwak"??? His surname or the noise emanating from his bedroom?

critter · 09 February, 2003, 06:44:15 PM

""Schwak"??? His surname or the noise emanating from his bedroom?"

Deffinitely his last name, I don't want to think about the noises coming from his bedroom. Last I heard he was trying to get his name legally changed to his mothers maiden name...Cuba. I'm 100% totaly serious.

Critter

judda fett · 09 February, 2003, 09:15:07 PM

So whats Schwak up tp now then? And how did the tenure of your friendship cease?

critter · 09 February, 2003, 11:15:09 PM

I just kinda made myself less available, didn't return call, ect. Till he realized I got tired of his crap. I see him wandering around town every now and then, but not sure what he doing. I know this was a cold way of doing things, but he didn't take outright hints.

Critter

judda fett · 09 February, 2003, 11:24:40 PM

Aren't you concerned that he may be sitting in a tree opposite your house with a pair of binoculars making notes...

Last of the V8's · 10 February, 2003, 12:12:37 AM

Anyone whos sat in the foyer of Kings Reach Tower hoping to get a glimpse of The Mighty One?