ever used a tooth line ?

almighty mat · 11 February, 2003, 01:22:53 PM

++A few minutes ago, I was thinking how best to describe a freelance client who's currently taking the piss, and decided on the descriptive term of 'c*nt-biscuit'. I have *no* idea where that comes from, though.++

After reading Glue by foul-mouthed Scot Irvine Welsh a few months ago I kept catching myself muttering C*ntybaws at people. No idea what it means tho'

mat

karne · 12 February, 2003, 02:21:35 AM

"I kept catching myself muttering C*ntybaws at people. No idea what it means tho'"

Well as baw means ball like, I assume it's a variant of the popular insult "C*nty-B*ll*cks.

almighty mat · 12 February, 2003, 02:32:02 PM

Well that's a relief, I thought I was being unpleasant or something.

mat

The Monarch · 12 February, 2003, 05:18:44 PM

true story this once upon a time when i was at school i was bullied a lot one day i got so angry i struck back and kicked the crap out of the bully then for no reason whatsoever i shouted

spread the word i'm pissed off and no one ever bullied me again

Quirkafleeg · 12 February, 2003, 10:36:59 PM

I suddenly realised today that I've started saying "Aye, Aye, Greasy Pie" for no reason what so ever

Matt Timson · 12 February, 2003, 11:19:35 PM

I say "grud on toast" a lot- but only to myself in an effort to swear less.

"good gorky" tends to slip out quite a bit too.

Nice Tom · 15 February, 2003, 07:39:04 AM

I've managed to get one into a play at my uni. Basically, I was playing a rather Satanic character in this new play, but the writer had no idea what the character's closing line should be. So I suggested, "You cannot kill what doesss not liiiivve..." And that's how the play will close forever more.

Bolt-01 · 15 February, 2003, 01:00:50 PM

I've found myself using "FUNT" a lot in an attempt to reduce the real word.

However, I will be using "im going all the way up to four jus for you." Class.

rotts

davidbishop · 15 February, 2003, 02:26:24 PM

I have two favourites, both from Wagner Dredd scripts. The first just bemuses people, the second is very handy...

"No sheeshing!"

"No skin off my chin."

davidbishop

Mangamax · 15 February, 2003, 02:29:44 PM

Don't mind saying "Grud On A Greenie" around my 2 year old.

Blackwood · 16 February, 2003, 12:55:28 AM

I'll admit that i've used the line "Lets knife" a few times in public and had some worried looks from my friends.

Bolt-01 · 16 February, 2003, 03:13:13 AM

Iknow it isn't a 2000 line but; when on rollercoasters I always, just before the first drop, exclaim loudly "EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL! GOING DOWN!" (Hudson in ALIENS)

Sad, but I like it.

rotts