Paul Von Scott Training

JimBob · 11 February, 2003, 07:22:42 PM

As a retired Ninja I decided to raise a litter of DigiPVSs however I have had a number of problems with the little Buggers.
As I try to meditate to the sound of one hand clapping they pester me "Bring back Doomlord" and "Take me to then car boot sale". Just the other night I was off on an assasination when my cover was blown by the sound of typing coming from my Pocket PVS. Please help as the other Ninjas with their PockeWyatts are mocking me.
PLEASE NOTE
Ninja technology is yet to reach the stage where MiniGaryWilkinsons are available as there just isnt enough power for the required level of minituarisation.

ukdane · 11 February, 2003, 07:31:11 PM

You probably tried to cheer them up too much.
The PVS model is happier when left in its "grumpy" mode, and to its own devices.

Anyone having a problem with their PocketWyatts are reminded to show them images of big guns, and tanks at least once a day. Remember PocketWyatts are pyromanicas, and have a tendacy to "BURN! BURN! BURN!".

Trout · 11 February, 2003, 07:33:10 PM

Something tells me JimBob may be missed round here a little less once he goes.

:-)

- Trout

JimBob · 11 February, 2003, 07:33:32 PM

Teh wee PVSs keep on chanting something about "Cuff Who Loo" and about a goat with a lot of children, whats going on?

JimBob · 11 February, 2003, 07:34:29 PM

Ah Trouty its my last day, I bought games and sweets for the class.

paulvonscott · 11 February, 2003, 07:57:44 PM

Funnily enough, I bought some monkees the other day, but sadly they turned out to be 'cheeky monkeys' so I had to cruelly torture them to death.

JimBob · 11 February, 2003, 08:08:44 PM

Heh, you think your buying a 60s musical combo and all you get is cheekiness.

karne · 12 February, 2003, 02:40:42 AM

Haven't you gone yet?

I guess we'll have to while away the time till you return on our "Nintendo JimBob Advance" (TM). It's not as entertaining as the PC version, but it's a lot easier to smuggle through customs.

Don't be gone too long now will yah.

karne.

Art · 12 February, 2003, 05:23:31 AM

Eh? What in the hell are you talking about?

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Oddboy · 12 February, 2003, 02:54:31 PM

Rocklobster???

Queen Firey-Bou · 12 February, 2003, 03:47:35 PM

can i get WAP versions of the aforementioned games? Jimbob(tm) for help with teen troubles, PVS softwear to throw at irritating customers & the wyatt up to setting 4 in case emergency artilery is required. oh and of course for the lewd & dirty moments of the day we can always switch to diGriz/wils/spurioso mode.

(good luck Jimbob, have a nice day)

ukdane · 12 February, 2003, 03:55:32 PM

Don't mock it!

W. R. Logan · 12 February, 2003, 04:50:43 PM

In future can we have a topic category of "Beware Big Tank Pictures?
It stops the flashbacks, have spent the whole day sat in a walkers crisp box, with a broom stuck out the front, shouting incomprehensible fire orders whilst invading my neighbours garden.

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

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Queen Firey-Bou · 12 February, 2003, 08:20:32 PM

Phoarrr look at all that equipment n' stuff...BIG JOBS. sigh. can i trade my vauxhall in for one dya think?

Oddboy · 12 February, 2003, 09:30:52 PM

The Rocklobster has gone away now...

Why-o-why-o-why Dane?

Spill beans.