Painting a target on my forehead.

JayzusB.Christ · 19 February, 2003, 11:45:44 PM

I'm sitting in an internet cafe, and the best-looking girl I have seen in quite some time is sitting opposite me. So I'm just posting this so I can stay here longer.

Go on, rip the piss.

Oddboy · 20 February, 2003, 12:13:02 AM

Wonder if she's also posting to this site.
You should ask her out.

Richmond Clements · 20 February, 2003, 12:38:49 AM

You should sit and stare at her, and when she looks up, give a really obvious wink, and maybe wiggle your eyebrows. That seems to work. Well it did for Sid James.

Link: rac

Bolt-01 · 20 February, 2003, 01:08:24 AM

How is your salacious laugh?

after me: Mwah, Hah, Haah!

Rotts

By the way, if you lick your eyebrows, your in.

James · 20 February, 2003, 03:08:01 AM

You're probably not still there, but try rubbing your foot up her leg...

...might be best to take your shoe off first(unless your feet smell anything like mine).

James

Quirkafleeg · 20 February, 2003, 04:37:04 AM

"Hey I found a really good canine lovers site, what to take a look?"

pauljholden · 20 February, 2003, 04:43:50 AM

Don't be caught looking at porn, even if a woman knows you really well they still don't like that kind of thing.

Women, they're unfathomable.

- pj

Richmond Clements · 20 February, 2003, 05:06:17 AM

Women love porn really, they just pretend not to.
If men were not supposed to look at porn, then women would not look so grat naked.

Link: rac

karne · 20 February, 2003, 05:19:51 AM

"If men were not supposed to look at porn, then women would not look so great naked."

What was that about exceptions and rules?

Link: http://www.bigbigwomen.com/index_r2_c1.jpg" target="_blank">WARNING: Parental Discretion Advised!

Bolt-01 · 20 February, 2003, 01:07:26 PM

Thats not good. Oh, my! that is not good!

rotts.

By the ay, Is that from Bollands photo refs for his return to Dredd?

Wood · 20 February, 2003, 03:00:37 PM

To be honest, most of the people I know would be less worried about porn than they would be about comics...

Hot Camel Action? "Well, if it's what turns you on..."

Judge Dredd? "you FREAK!"

It's like Pot Noodle.

Devons Daddy · 20 February, 2003, 05:09:43 PM

BE A MAN for goodness sakes.
how would dante act at this moment?
what have you got to lose.
maybe your virginity by the sound of you.
.wait for her to seem less interested in the site she is looking at.and make your move.
if you fail.then never return to that cafe. if she seems mildly interested.press on.
really its no wonder people say we are sad comic fan boys.

Devons Daddy · 20 February, 2003, 05:11:47 PM

so did you get rejected?

likley.but think about it. what kind of single women goes to internet cafes anyway.the wrong kind.
you can do better then her.

Oddboy · 20 February, 2003, 05:33:44 PM

Hmmm yeah - if you have to use internet cafes the you don't wanna hook up with a lady who also has too. Find someone who already has a home pc you can use.

JayzusB.Christ · 20 February, 2003, 07:49:57 PM

Jesus Christ, Devon's Daddy, I know I said rip the piss but those outbursts were positively libellous.
I was actually joking about posting the message to stay there longer - it probably took about 30 seconds to post, and internet cafes are hardly the best places to chat people up anyway. Still, though, like I said I was painting a target on my forehead, so I can't really complain.