Praise your king now!

Trout · 23 February, 2003, 04:29:55 AM

I'm rarely on the internet after a libation, as I am now, so I need praise.

PRAISE THE EVIL MUTANT DESPOT NOW!

You plebs. Know your place.

- Trout

Trout · 23 February, 2003, 05:55:34 AM

Is there no loyalty any more?

Bloody commoners.

- Trout

Devons Daddy · 23 February, 2003, 06:51:50 PM

i hail the king.
long live the king.

its the weekend your majaesty they are all resting.most of them have to spend their valueable time here
when they are supposed to be working.

of course i include myself in this fact.

petemaskreplica · 23 February, 2003, 07:19:00 PM

Hmmm..i would praise the amphibious one, but i have better things to do, like, um, checking my e-mail, for example. Humph.

Link: Look for insanaquarium, it'll make you happy.

Tiplodocus · 24 February, 2003, 04:14:49 AM

Sorry. I was busy raising a glass (or twenty) in honour of Glasgow's fine underground system.

Isn't monarchy (even one headed by a piscine despot) a bit of an outmoded concept these days?

Devons Daddy · 24 February, 2003, 01:03:07 PM

no respect you highness.

as a true blue EXPAT, i know the importance of a monarchy.it enables us to look down upon the rabble which surrounds us and realise we are superior to all in everythign except spelling.

The Enigmatic Dr X · 24 February, 2003, 03:18:02 PM

Sorry, I was too busy in the lab. Enjoy your time while you can, King Trout. You too are one of my Manchurian mind slaves.

Trout · 24 February, 2003, 03:54:06 PM

I'm no-one's slave, or outmoded concept.

But I appreciate the praise, even if it comes from lesser beings.

- Trout

The Monarch · 24 February, 2003, 05:26:38 PM

i bow to your greatness

Proudhuff · 24 February, 2003, 06:28:06 PM

'Perthshire Fishmonger Burnt-out in orgy of destuction'

Today Cal Hab police are following a number of leads, one wet and slippery, after a drunken shapeshifter was seen hurling abuse, vomit and canadian pondweed at a fishmongers in the sleepy highland village of Perthadoon. Also hit was the local Fish and Chip shop which had the words 'Deepfry in Hell boy' sprayed on the owners back passage and stair well.

King Troutman have you been drinking again?

PC Middenpus

Trout · 24 February, 2003, 07:48:02 PM

Sadly, no such fire was anything to do with me.

I was in Dunfermline, getting wasted on red wine and shouting "phwoaaaar" at what's-her-name in the Fifth Element.

I also took a few minutes to use an unmonitored PC and look at a certain argumentative Yahoo group for the first time. Shame on you all for joining!

You know who you are...

- Trout

Marbles · 24 February, 2003, 08:00:39 PM

So what's he-who-must-not-be-mentioned-lest-he-be-summonsed-from-the-abyss mostly arguing about these days ?

The Monarch · 24 February, 2003, 08:23:20 PM

you mean some people actually joined up?!? the world is at an end man

Queen Firey-Bou · 24 February, 2003, 08:44:45 PM

puffpuff....coff...(heavy breathing noises)... sorry your royal fishmeister, i have been fighting fires in hill & dale & forest for n'eary (eh?) a week, I missed your call to hail, but i came as fast as i could... coff coff... ALL HAIL THE TROUT... hack coff... anyone ever seen or heard a pine forest burn? ,mmm i love the smell of muirburn in the morning. That last fire was an 18 hour overnighter shift. Its getting personal now.... death to match wielders, PRAISE THE KING !

must dash i see smoke ! puff wheeze...

Malchidiel · 24 February, 2003, 08:55:17 PM

Oh, go on then, seen as I'm logged on:

HAIL KING TROUTMAN

And yes, I know who I am. Shame on me :)