Festive Thrill-Tree: GN Blurb Translated Too Many Times

[sheridan]

Today (and I have no issue with people reconsidering their guesses).

Save the animals!

Trapped and saw that his last surviving bodyguard was a group of ruthless animals controlled by a ruthless ruler named Laser.  Called ""judo"".

And her T sister and loyal Group co-founded UG, just as slaves enslaved the rich stone leader! We brought beautiful works of art and a huge eight pieces of paper by the sons of (the true king of the waterfall) and (the big easy death-eaters).

[Colin YNWA]

Oh oh oh I got this... I think... [spoiler]Meltdown Man[/spoiler] There was a [spoiler]complete edition[/spoiler] a few years ago so that one.

I'm absolutely loving these - but await the moment they go back to stumping me ... well assuming I've got this one right of course!

[AlexF]

I suspect Colin is right but my first thought was [spoiler]Kingdom Vol 2: Call of the Wild[/spoiler]

[Bolt-01]

Yeah, [spoiler]Meltdown Man[/spoiler] for sure (I hope)

[Dandontdare]

Ooh ooh I got one without looking at the spoilers! - defo [spoiler]Meltdown Man[/spoiler], but WTF's going on with that last part?

[TordelBack]

I suspect Colin is right but my first thought was [spoiler]Kingdom Vol 2: Call of the Wild[/spoiler]

You're not alone there!

[sheridan]

See, I was hoping the first line would make some people think of Dead Meat (though maybe not many remember that one - and has it even been collected?)

Animal Rescue!

Caught in the blast of a nuclear explosion, SAS Sergeant Nick Stone finds himself flung into the far-future where the last remaining humans are led by a merciless tyrant called Leeshar and rule over the eugenically – modified animal castes known as 'Yujees'.

Accompanied by catwoman Liana, bullman T-Bone and loyal wolfman Gruff, Stone is intent on ending Leeshar's dark reign by leading the slave-like Yujees in rebellion! Featuring the incredible art of the late great Massimo Bellardinelli (Ace Trucking, Flesh) and a high-octane script from Alan Hebden (Major Eazy, Death Planet).

Save the animals!

Trapped and saw that his last surviving bodyguard was a group of ruthless animals controlled by a ruthless ruler named Laser.  Called ""judo.""

And her T sister and loyal Group co-founded UG, just as slaves enslaved the rich stone leader! We brought beautiful works of art and a huge eight pieces of paper by the sons of (the true king of the waterfall) and (the big easy death-eaters).

The confusing bits at the end were the 'other credits' sections - though I'm not sure how "Ace Trucking Co, Flesh" gets turned in to "the true king of the waterfall" - though Massimo did draw a pretty mean waterfall, so I'm not going to dispute it!

[sheridan]

Satisfaction response

At the end of the 21st century, the rest of the population is densely populated: large artificial harbors; Police crime and insanity by private companies. As the use of traditional medicines worsens, anesthesiologist runs the risk of death or life with the new system. But the evidence is beginning to show something important in private .../quote]

[Tjm86]

I think perhaps a mistake has been made with this most recent offering.  This is not a tooth GN but an extract from today's news!

[Bolt-01]

Satisfaction response

At the end of the 21st century, the rest of the population is densely populated: large artificial harbors; Police crime and insanity by private companies. As the use of traditional medicines worsens, anesthesiologist runs the risk of death or life with the new system. But the evidence is beginning to show something important in private .../quote]

[spoiler]Brink?[/spoiler]

[Colin YNWA]

I think this one is [spoiler]Brink[/spoiler].

[sheridan]

THE EDGE OF MADNESS!

In the late 21st century the remains of the human race are crammed into the Habitats: vast artificial space stations; hotbeds for crime and madness policed by private security firms. When a routine drug bust goes wrong, no-nonsense Investigator Bridget Kurtis finds herself in a life or death struggle with a new sect of cultists. But evidence begins to point to something far more sinister going on behind the scenes...

Satisfaction response

At the end of the 21st century, the rest of the population is densely populated: large artificial harbors; Police crime and insanity by private companies. As the use of traditional medicines worsens, anesthesiologist runs the risk of death or life with the new system. But the evidence is beginning to show something important in private ...

Brink is correct - Bolt-01 got in first!

[sheridan]

From the garage to the cemetery!

After eight months of filming at the scene, young was back in hall for a long time. The scale of the economic crisis facing production. But no one was secretly threatened.

[I, Cosh]

[spoiler]Cradlegrave[/spoiler]

[TordelBack]

I concur with the dishonourable McCosh.