Monkey in a FEZ

Richmond Clements · 17 April, 2003, 02:38:20 AM

I noticed the list of hats in the current poll does not include the choice of a Fez.

Vote rigging of the most monsterous sort!!

Slippery PD · 17 April, 2003, 02:40:14 AM

I agree we have not seen its like since a Florida Primary!!!

Monkeys should be in a Fez!!!

Yer Slippo

karne · 17 April, 2003, 02:40:19 AM

Ah! but a Fez is just a plant pot with a tassle on it so it doesn't count.

Trout · 17 April, 2003, 03:40:13 AM

This fish is increasingly concerned by implicit digs at the headgear worn so successfully by the great Tommy Cooper.

Respect the fez!

- Trout

DavidXBrunt · 17 April, 2003, 04:25:26 AM

Have Tips and I not made it clear from the very beginning that a monkey in a fez just will not do? At every stage of the way in the grand journey to pan-universal imaging of monkey in hats within the sequential art medium we have expressley stated that a fez is to be avoided at all costs.

I think it's more than a coincidence that if you record the word Fez 50imes and then play that back words you can clearly make out the words "Ho Ho! Look at me! Don't I look like a stupid ****** with this Fez on my head! Please have an affair with my loved ones and then kick me to death!"

Oh, and let's not incite Cooper. That's like bringing Hitler into a discussion of politics. I'm as big a fan of Tommy Cooper as the next man. I can think of few other comedians that can make you laugh simply with a smile, or by nodding, or by collapsing and dying live on stage.

Smiley · 17 April, 2003, 06:15:45 AM

Great! Let's invade Morocco!

Richmond Clements · 17 April, 2003, 06:25:33 AM

Have they conFEZZED to having weapons of HAT destruction?

Eh? EH? Did you like that one?

esoteric ed · 17 April, 2003, 06:43:46 AM

:-)

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Adrian Bamforth · 17 April, 2003, 06:47:22 AM

Just one consonant away from:

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Adrian Bamforth · 17 April, 2003, 10:58:18 PM

Or rather:

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Capt.Zeep · 27 April, 2003, 02:08:17 AM

Gnnyaaah!

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Richmond Clements · 27 April, 2003, 02:30:26 AM

Awesome!!

When are these two getting their own strip?

Quirkafleeg · 27 April, 2003, 08:04:05 AM

Whilst scoffing my breakfast this morning I spotted a Monkey Wearing a Fez on Sabrina the
Teenage Witch

Do I get some points or something?

eggonlegs · 27 April, 2003, 08:16:12 AM

dearstalker definetly

Queen Firey-Bou · 28 April, 2003, 12:47:49 AM

any points you might have gained have been lost by your admission to watching sabrina the teenage witch. Gary you are a very ill man.

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