A new, piscine administration

Tiplodocus · 22 April, 2003, 08:46:37 PM

All Hail to The Trout!

Normally, I didslike outmoded concepts like royalty but the thought of a job has me doing a U-turn right over my principles.

I'd like a job in the Ministry of Knob Gags please.

There are four reasons for this:
a) The Trout is boundless in his evil and his rod is mighty
b) I'll buy you a pint
c) See Sperm Count link below
d) The Trout is boundless in his evil and his rod is mighty

I know that technically a) and d) are the same reason but your rod is *mighty*.

Link: http://www.2000adonline.com/index.php3?zone=submissions&page=scripttest&choice=16&Field=ID" target="_blank">Ministry of Knob Gags

Trout · 23 April, 2003, 01:00:07 AM

LOL!

Minister of Knob Gags it is, oh silly one!

(But the offer of a pint was what swung it. Maybe one day I'll make it to Glasgow for some comics...)

- trout

Queen Firey-Bou · 23 April, 2003, 01:10:34 AM

so still not accepting my challenge ..coff coff...then fish face...how dya ....sneeeze ....wanna play this one out then scaley mush? sniff

Trout · 23 April, 2003, 01:11:34 AM

Did anyone else hear something there?

Thought not. Must be some sort of vermin in my computer.

- Trout

Queen Firey-Bou · 23 April, 2003, 01:21:51 AM

oh Cummon ya big jessie !! gees a fair fight !! snorrrtt......
see look i blew my nose on you you can't ignore that now!
whos in charge me or you? huh huh?
whos the lovely queen around here ? huh huh?
gonni fight or bargain?

look at my crown ain't it ethnic ? arent i lovely ?
fishspam. pff

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:aBo9aiwwNuoC:www.aspa.asn.au/Confs/Icp2001/Photos/527%2520Folk%2520Museum%2520gold%2520crown.jpg">

Capt.Zeep · 23 April, 2003, 01:27:06 AM

Submitted without comment...

Link: http://dinnercoop.cs.cmu.edu/dinnercoop/Recipes/karen/SmokedTroutChowder.html" target="_blank">Smoke 'em if you got 'em

karne · 23 April, 2003, 01:31:24 AM

Smirk

Queen Firey-Bou · 23 April, 2003, 01:40:09 AM

Blimey Zeep my sore lungs feel much better after than, just what the doctor ordered. so i assume that thats 2 problems solved then & i can resume my shiney happy reign without irritation. ahhhh lovely.

jeeves put the armour on standby that helmet doesnt half snag my swishy hair

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9PA3aGpbQ0IC:www.bettsiv.com/gif/armour.gif">

karne · 23 April, 2003, 02:11:57 AM

"Helmet"

Smirk

Dounreay · 23 April, 2003, 03:51:10 AM

I'd be careful of this so called Queen Bou, yer maj. After all these West coasters have previous on pretending to thrones.

Might I suggest we declare a holey war?

What we do is dig a big hole outside bou's house. When she comes out in the morning and falls in, we all stand around eating sweets and lollies and don't share with her.

Of course, bou may be made of sterner stuff than most. We may have to resort to insults. Here's one I've made ready.

"If your a real fireman how come your names not Hugh, Frew, Barley, Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub."

War - its not pretty, is it.

karne · 23 April, 2003, 04:16:37 AM

""If your a real fireman how come your names not Hugh, Frew, Barley, Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub."

Or Sam.

P.S. Fireman?

The Monarch · 23 April, 2003, 03:53:02 PM

aha my bringer cloak has arrived now i can fully enjoy the pleasure of ripping victems internal organs one by one with a smirk on my face

Trout · 23 April, 2003, 05:14:32 PM

Such idiocy is beneath my notice.

- Trout

The Monarch · 23 April, 2003, 05:19:25 PM

you tell them sir

petemaskreplica · 23 April, 2003, 05:59:58 PM

yaaaaah the Trout's a big jessy!

Link: http://www.miettas.com/food_wine_recipes/recipes/italianrecipes/fish/trout_porchetta.html" target="_blank">They're delicious roasted, too