win a weekend with Bou'..Tharg ! your last chance!

Queen Firey-Bou · 28 April, 2003, 04:05:45 PM

Thats it, Ive had enough. 20 years ive waited utterly faithful to Tharg, in a pathetic desperate & shameless bid to make him jealous & catch his attention i am offering myself up sordidly as a prize in a extra special Beltain competition.
Yes.. your chance to compete with Tharg to Win a Romatic( or seedy the choice is yours ) weekend with ME. see one of Scotlands beautiful cities with a redhead at your side. Thats THIS weekend folks.... Yes your once in a lifetime chance to covort with a celtic Queen;
simply answer the following simple questions;

a) what kind of primate should NOT be seen in public in headwear?

b) in no more than 50 words... "i should win a chance to light Bou's beltain fires because....."

[small print= competition is not open to mongo, rightwing nutters, relatives or ex's of the prize.
entry list closes friday afternoon]

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Wils · 28 April, 2003, 04:55:05 PM

Hahahahahahahaha! :)

Wils · 28 April, 2003, 05:10:45 PM

I suppose I should enter, really. Although competing with Tharg just seems so wrong. :)

a) A mandrill with a lisp.
b) ...because I have a history of arson.

Slippery PD · 28 April, 2003, 05:20:38 PM

as you stand no chance with tharg.... :-)

a) a teenage council estate "ned" in a baseball cap
b) ....because Im responsible, honourable and damn well crude.

Yer Slippo

Malchidiel · 28 April, 2003, 06:16:05 PM

a) PVS

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b) .....once I've stoked your furnace, you won't be needing any man.

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P.S. I would just like to point out that I am in fact 100% straight.........although I wouldn't kick Tori Amos out of bed. Hmmmm, maybe not 100% then.

Slippery PD · 28 April, 2003, 06:20:02 PM

Thats about 90% straight then?!?! :-))))

paulvonscott · 28 April, 2003, 06:22:39 PM

Is there a cash alternative?

Malchidiel · 28 April, 2003, 06:31:34 PM

"Thats about 90% straight then?!?! :-))))"

Hahaha. Actually, there's a few others I could mention, so it's probably less than 90%.....erm, I think I'll shut up now.

W. R. Logan · 28 April, 2003, 06:32:51 PM

Is any purchase necessary?

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

Noisybast · 28 April, 2003, 06:50:19 PM

"...although I wouldn't kick Tori Amos out of bed."

> Ahem <. I think I'll just go for a nice lie down...

Quirkafleeg · 28 April, 2003, 06:50:26 PM

I've seen this one on Watchdog... it'll be like those ruses that get you to sign you up for a time share or to a shonky 'holiday club' that never seems to have any dates available at the resort you want..

Win this and you'll be buying pottery for life!

petemaskreplica · 28 April, 2003, 06:51:17 PM

a) an orangutan.

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See? It's just plain wrong.

b) ...because it's the least you can do after killing me, and also because I've just manifested in your brain... doitdoitdoit....

Oddboy · 28 April, 2003, 06:53:56 PM

Not sure that Tori Amos counts as 10% of the female population...

Slippery PD · 28 April, 2003, 06:55:16 PM

if a list is given, we could work out the percentages :-)

Yer Slippo

Malchidiel · 28 April, 2003, 07:12:09 PM

"if a list is given, we could work out the percentages :-)"

Hahaha, yeah right, like I'm going to fall for that one.