win a weekend with Bou'..Tharg ! your last chance!

[Slippery PD]

Im not Tori Amos so I dont expect you to fall for me :-)))))))

Yer Slippo

[Malchidiel]

"Im not Tori Amos so I dont expect you to fall for me :-)))))))"

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[Devons Daddy]

ignore them malchidel.
just select a close female friend.and leave me a message here.i sort every thign else out for the three of us.

ohh bou sorry got distracted there. BOU what about ? no this is about you isnt it.
 ok
must say the roving ambasador for singapore representing its tropical nature AMENG the orangutan (im not kidding here either)
 would make singapore look even more silly if she wore a hat.though a somsut may look good. dont tell K**G chillout.

sadly i have to decline.if i won,you would spend the next twenty years looking for someone to meet the standards i had set.

[Slippery PD]

DD - I was trying to be subtle.   And most people know how unlike me that is..........

Yer subtle Slippo  :-))))))))))))))

[Queen Firey-Bou]

mmmmmm so so far we've got;
wils,
malchi
slippo
Pete
a malchi slippo combo... i was reading that right yes?
pvs wants the cash prize option
logan is too stingey to enter
gary too cynical
dd too damn good

some good answers, hope youve got your toothbrushes packed boys & girls... cos it could be one of yous meeting me on Saturday, ahhh can't wait.
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[Slippery PD]

a malchi slippo combo... i was reading that right yes?

Always gotta have a back up plan.....

yer Slippo  

[Malchidiel]

So have I won then Bou?

Cos if you've got a fire that needs lickin', I'm the girl to do it.  http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/smarty/wink.gif>

P.S. I would still like to point out that I'm straight. Well....

[Queen Firey-Bou]

patience patience girlie gotta take your time with these things...erm.. all will be revealed ( maybe or maybe not, at the discretion of the lucky winner & competition organisers) on Friday.
we've got to give Tharg a chance , he is a busy man you know.


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[W. R. Logan]

>a malchi slippo combo...

That would cost you a fortune in amsterdam

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

[W. R. Logan]

>logan is too stingey to enter

How about some foreplay first, I'm not a machine.

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

[DavidXBrunt]

Actually I'd rather someone set demon_chicken and eggonlegs up for a dirty weekend so we can finally get a definative answer on that question that has plagued mankind for years...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

I'm sorry Tharg but this is soo good i had to post it up....yup Thargs e-mailed me. happy happy joy joy.


----- Original Message -----
From: Tharg Mighty
To: me
Sent: Monday, April 28, 2003 4:03 PM
Subject: Tharg The Mighty


> Borag Thungg, Eartlett Bou,
>
> Thrashoruns Celtic one and don't think it hasn't come to my omni present
> knowledge that in the wilds of what you Earthlett's call Scotland there is a
> woman whose Celtic passions have permutated the stratosphere so that my
> Rosette Of Sirius has picked up there emanations for quite some time now.
> 20 years is indeed a long time to wait but on my home planet of Quaxxann 20
> years is about the length of time road workers take for lunch. I commend
> your utter faithfulness and in my observations of your planet a faithful and
> pure female is something to be treasured.
> Why have I not contacted you before, presented my green self to you when the
> Beltane ceremonies are at there most frenzied. If my history droids have
> done their research properly Beltane can be traced to "Bel-fire", the fire
> of the Celtic god of light, well some of most crude Droids sniggered when
> they said "Bell-fire" but that's nothing unusual. Well it may come as a
> surprise to you but I've not taken a consort since arriving on your planet
> for many reasons. The first few years of 2000AD took up all my time, even
> for an editor with my powers, but then as I managed to take, sometimes an
> hour a week off from fighting the dreaded thrill suckers and thwarting plans
> by the dictators Of Zrag. As my powers increased with the passing of time
> and the plentiful supply of polystyrene foam cups (that I still require even
> in these more environmental of times) has meant that most earth women
> couldn't control the more baser human urges due to my Quaxxann pheromones. I
> hear that Celtic women are the most hardy of women and especially if they
> have red hair and maybe with slow exposure it would be possible to build up
> some control to the pheromones. You may have found that in the middle of the
> night you've found yourself shouting Quaequam Blag! in your dreams as I've
> sent telepathic signals to you via my Rosette Of Sirius. This is to
> determine if you are one of the rare women that wouldn't be sent into a
> maddening frenzy of uncontrollable desire, forcing your thrill receptors to
> completely blow and not be able to channel the emotions and energy to some
> more 'sordid' I think was your word I'd say Ghafflebette activities.
> Also by showing any favouritism to one particular female Earthlett could
> possibly cause riots in many major capital cities around the world and
> result in unrest in countless other areas. My droids have searched through
> their infinite database, which to me looked like a cheap BP Garage map, and
> informed me that you live in what even for Scotland is considered remote.
> This could obviously work in your favour as it could possibly ensure that
> the high level of anonymity required for any liaison could be guaranteed.
> Although for short periods of time I could use a holographic skin projector,
> which could allow me to walk amongst normal Earthlett's without causing mass
> panic or hordes of people clamouring for me.
>
> Splundig vur Thrigg,
>
> Squaxx dek Thargo Bou.

[DavidXBrunt]

Best response from Tharg EVER!

[petemaskreplica]

Hmph! that's HIS story... so what's he been doing shacked up with DXB then? eh? eh?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

I'm sorry I'm just too happy & floaty to even try & respond to your chaps.

sighhhhhhh
swoooony

but this in no way affects the competition, keep those entrys coming in, yup may the best man or alien win.