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Oy Troutman! Tharg fancies me so i win huh!

Started by Queen Firey-Bou, 29 April, 2003, 12:40:27 AM

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Queen Firey-Bou

I think its clear whos the most royal monarch around here now.... yes with Tharg on my side you reign is over.
WHAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

longmanshort

All hail Her Majesty, Queen Firey-Bou of the Land of Scot, where she sits upon her throne of glittery bootness and lauds it over her poor, hapless rivals! All hail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;o)
+++ implementing rigid format protocols +++ meander mode engaged +++

DavidXBrunt

Greetings Bou, I am Tharg the Mighty. As I informed you in a previous letter I may use a holographic disguise to assist in a liason. I can now reveal that the disguise will be that of a fat, ugly, Lancastrian. I shall adopt the name 'DavidXBrunt', so please contact me under that name, send me some cash so I can afford the train and await my ministrations.

Borag thung? Splundig ver thrigg? Whatever I usually say, assume I said that. Cheers,
ThargXMightyone.

karne


longmanshort

Horror!!! How dare you sully the very presence of her majesty with the name of that deviant! Desist vagabond, or I shalt run thee through with my trusty steel!

(fnarr fnarr)
+++ implementing rigid format protocols +++ meander mode engaged +++

Queen Firey-Bou

ahhhh DxB you pitiful fool, do you think i cannot spot the real Tharg with his rosette psi emenations? pah no holographic veneers can disguise true lurve. feel free to join in my baltain blind date with Bou comp tho... its true someones a winner... i got train tickets & everything..

but lo... look how that lads squabble in my honor ahh pleaseing to my ears is the ring of steel.

karne

"ahh pleaseing to my ears is the ring of steel"

So you like listening to Superman's arse then do you Bou?

Queen Firey-Bou

ah ha, so Karne fell headlong into the entendre trap huh?
but why superman? is he made of steel these days? or just his arse?

Richmond Clements

'is he made of steel these days? or just his arse?'

I don't know about that, but someone is definatley talking out thiers.

Something Fishy

He's not the real Tharg, i'm the real Tharg!!

He's an imposter i tells ya , an imposter.

No one can stop me, the true mighty one.

Bwa ha ha ha (in a true Marvel superduperbadguy sort of way).

karne

Better not leave him out in the rain then...

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Post-Crisis-Covers/Superman-2002/mos131.jpg>

Boy! Are these pants tight!

petemaskreplica

I'm Tharg! and so's my wife!

heeeeere, fishy fishy....

Something Fishy

Watch your mouth human or i shall zap you with my unlikely sounding hotshot thingy zapper ray gun.

Tharg the fishy rules.

Queen Firey-Bou

wife? wife? would that be a problem if you were a competition winner? does she know youve entererd a dirty weekend competition? i think she should be told...... but ah if shes Tharg...she'd know wouldnt she....

Something Fishy

I am not his wife firey one, i assure you.