Oy Troutman! Tharg fancies me so i win huh!

petemaskreplica · 29 April, 2003, 02:19:20 AM

I'm afraid the answers to those questions can be known only to the Cabal, Bou. Which doesn't exist, ahem...

watch it, Fishy, or I'll manifest in your piscene brain...

Something Fishy · 29 April, 2003, 02:23:38 AM

Well you are more than likely to try

amd become trapped in an empty void forever and ever

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(and ever)

(and everer too)

Trout · 29 April, 2003, 04:51:42 AM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

I'm laughing at you all, not with you.
And Green Bonce can kiss my salty wet arse.

- The One True King

Something Fishy · 29 April, 2003, 04:55:00 AM

Are you laughing at me kingsey? thats not very nice.

Trout · 29 April, 2003, 05:01:40 AM

Ha, ha, ha...

No, no, I'm.....
ahuh
ahuh
*snort*

Hooooo! Hoooo! Ha ha ha ha ha...

No, I'm not laughing at you.

Honestly. You're all just very, very silly.

I like being the King of this insane place. Sometimes it's like living in a Robohunter story.
:-)

- Trout

Queen Firey-Bou · 29 April, 2003, 05:17:13 AM

ha ha ha well heres news for your kingsy salty-erse watch this space for my witchy powers are predicting an influx of silliness...

by the end of which i shall rule ALL
HA HA HA ....ahem sorry
WHA HAA HAA HAAAAAA!

Quirkafleeg · 29 April, 2003, 05:29:35 AM

Sooo whoever wins the blind date, do they become King when they marry you or merely Regent?

The Monarch · 29 April, 2003, 07:07:34 PM

i can kill them all my lord?

Queen Firey-Bou · 29 April, 2003, 08:04:07 PM

No david page, its okay, i love all my silly subjects really, don't kill anyone just yet.

oh and i know i'm pretty tough and all but you can call me m'lady. thankyou

Tiplodocus · 29 April, 2003, 08:22:46 PM

Bou, just read your totally authentic post from THARG.

Funny, here's one I got recently...

>TO: Mister Tips
>FROM: Kelly Brook
>CC: Juliette Binoche; Brixie Smith; Wendy James;
> The girl who plays Lana Lang in Smallville
>
>Mister Tips,
>
>given those measurements, we all agree that your wife's
>suggestion is physically possible.
>
>We'll come round and join her and you on Saturday to
>prove it.
>
>
>Should we bring the champagne, whipped cream
>and peanut butter or do you have enough in the house?
>
>looking forward to meeting seeing you Tips
>Kelly
>xxxx

Wow! I feel as lucky as you do.

ALL HAIL THE TROUT (and don't you forget it).

Queen Firey-Bou · 29 April, 2003, 08:26:51 PM

hey tips !!!

it wasnae me that wrote that ! honest ! i was quite happy organising my beltane weekend away & Tharg sticks his Ore in... oh whats the use you won't belive me.
will the real Tharg please stand up ?

Slippery PD · 29 April, 2003, 08:58:44 PM

Mr Chips thats the funniest thing eva!!! I recieved a similair one from Kylie.

Hail the trout! Or at least until a new person is in charge then hail them.

Yer Royal Sychophant!

Trout · 29 April, 2003, 10:33:49 PM

David, there's no need to kill anyone. Just ignore her.
She's an escaped lunatic, obviously.

Tips, you're a sicko, but a sicko with proper loyalty. :-)
Just don't tell any of those girls your Future Shock ideas...

- Trout

Queen Firey-Bou · 30 April, 2003, 05:29:10 AM

Boo HOOO its the cassandra complex isnt it ! Tharg actually starts chasing me, & no-one believes me & theres no way of proving that i'm not writting very lovely & funny mails to myself, and now all my credibility is going down the pan, & no-one will hail me.... i knew the intergalactic inter-species relationship would be difficult but i hadnt anticipated this...

i am the queen you know.... i am in charge... arent i?

Tharg tell em will you ?!

Quirkafleeg · 30 April, 2003, 07:15:50 AM

>Tharg sticks his Ore in...

So that's what it's made off...?