May Day

[Dounreay]

Fraternal greetings on International Labour Day comrades!

It is deemed your duty today to extend teabreaks, faff about on the net, go on un-specified messages to undefined places, walk about the site all day with a pipe over your shoulder doing nothing and generally do as little as possible.

Remember, just because Hallmark don't do a card doesn't mean it's not worth celebrating.

[Oddboy]

...so it's just a regular day for us lot then eh?

;-)

[Art]

Doh. I forgot all about 'Riot Day'.

[Oddboy]

Hullo Art, been a while - you been on holiday?

[Proudhuff]

And get oot an' vote!  

Make mischief, make sense, but make your mark.

Me? I'll be trying to bump up the numbers of Scotland's  '4th' party,  Go Tommy!

The Huffster

[Matt Timson]

Ah yes- have fun you naughty rioting types!

You can smash things up, safe in the knowledge that your actions will really affect the super-rich corporations while leaving ordinary workers no worse for wear!

And hats off to your glorious ringleader and his multi-million pound trust fund as well...

Hurrah!

[Art]

Hullo Art, been a while - you been on holiday?

I've been living La Dolce Vita.

[Matt Timson]

What?  You've been living in the little Italian place down the road?  I eat there all the time, but I never see you.

You must be very good at hiding.  Or very small.

[Quirkafleeg]

Up The Workers!

Smash the State!

[El Spurioso]

...and if not the state, then at least its statues, traffic signs and corporate eating establishments!  That'll show 'em!  Anarchy!  Anarchy!

[Thursday]

...all that, an' it's my birthday too.  What timing!

[Matt Timson]

Quick!  Get down to Comet and see if you can get yourself a birthday treat with the other loot- sorry- protesters!

Smash the system- especially if it means you can blag yourself a free telly!

[DavidXBrunt]

I hate May Day.

[El Spurioso]

S'my birthday tomorrow, as it happens.  I blame all those amorous summer-holiday evenings for the sudden influx of babies come May.  

Conceived on a beach... eeeuch.  It's only by a million-to-one chance that you didn't end up blobbing about tadpole-stylee in the sea, or trying desperately to impregnate a grain of sand.

Oh, the humanity.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

happy birthday Dounraey
happy birthday tomorrow si.
why do you hate may day DxB?
hurrah for Tommies mob, i shall be voting later.
hurrah for beltain
hurrah for may weekend
yipee