Biscuits

[Hawkmumbler]

Regardless of whose favourite digestable comes out on top*, lest we all come together and agree that pink wafers are fucking shiiiiiit.

*The answer is Ginger snaps, and let there be no further word on the matter.

[Trooper McFad]

Regardless of whose favourite digestable comes out on top*, lest we all come together and agree that pink wafers are fucking shiiiiiit.

*The answer is Ginger snaps, and let there be no further word on the matter.

Can only agree with you on the Pink wafers 😂😂😂

[Proudhuff]

There is no finer biscuit than a Mint Club.

Discuss.

Mint and chocolate should, never,never be consumed together.

[Proudhuff]

Everyone has forgotten one of the greatest bicsuits from any kids party, the Party Ring

Never put the words Kids, ring and party in the same post, Operation Yewtree is still ongoing.

[Proudhuff]

Is a Tunnocks teacake a biscuit? A) legally, B) taxwise, and C) scientifically?

Asking for a friend.

[Barrington Boots]

Is a Tunnocks teacake a biscuit? A) legally, B) taxwise, and C) scientifically?

Asking for a friend.

Clue's in the name there, surely!

I adore Tunnocks teacakes. Way superior to a wagon wheel. My Mum used to send them to me when I was at university as they were so light, so the postage cost less. That essentially meant I used to live off Tunnocks teacakes.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I can abide a jammy wagon wheel, but the original ones are the devil's hockey pucks

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

There is no finer biscuit than a Mint Club.

Discuss.

Mint and chocolate should, never,never be consumed together.

First, I was encouraging debate.

Second, what about mint-choc-chip icecream?

Third, you're wrong.

[Tjm86]

At the risk of incurring the wrath of the forum, especially considering the last cheese related outrage in these parts, what about Cheddars?

[nxylas]

Regardless of whose favourite digestable comes out on top*, lest we all come together and agree that pink wafers are fucking shiiiiiit.

And yet, you can buy packets of just pink wafers, so somebody must be buying them. Who, I have no idea.

[Funt Solo]

Mint and chocolate should, never,never be consumed together.

The exact opposite of the truth: for the only thing that makes mint bearable is the chocolate it is attached to.

Death to the Kendal Mint Cakers!

[Funt Solo]

you can buy packets of just pink wafers, so somebody must be buying them

When there was a biscuit selection on the table, as a youngster - I always took the pink wafers first, then the bourbons. I still wouldn't *buy* them, though.

[Magnetica]

Is a Tunnocks teacake a biscuit? A) legally, B) taxwise, and C) scientifically?

Asking for a friend.

Clue's in the name there, surely!

I adore Tunnocks teacakes. Way superior to a wagon wheel. My Mum used to send them to me when I was at university as they were so light, so the postage cost less. That essentially meant I used to live off Tunnocks teacakes.

I much prefer M&S Teacakes to Tunnocks. And they're way cheaper.

But neither is a biscuit surely. It's not even in the same ballpark as the Jaffa Cake debate.

[Hawkmumbler]

I think when your baked wares have enough soft-yet-firm critical mass to be considered viable implant material, it's not really a biscuit anymore now is it?

Also you can't dunk a Tunnocks, points deducted, poor show.

[Barrington Boots]

At the risk of incurring the wrath of the forum, especially considering the last cheese related outrage in these parts, what about Cheddars?

Hmm. I always thought these were crackers. Whilst tasty, I'm not sure a savoury 'biscuit' really fits the criteria.

All this talk of marshmallow in a biscuit reminds me Jam Mallows - a flat biscuit with two rows of coconut-covered marshmallow and some jam. Always a prize if scrounged from a plate of biscuits at an elderly relatives, I've not had one for years; they look a bit revolting now.