Nuclear Fishin'

[karne]

His Majesty the Trout has, as you know unnaturally un-fish like super powers, and although no one has actually seen him demonstrate these powers it's your job to decide what they may be.

Could he for instance be able to survive in the airless vacuum of space without breathing apparatus? Does our Sun give him incredible super powers such as X-ray vision, super strength and the power to drink copious amounts of alcohol without staying sober?

It's up to you to say, but remember you may be executed for your suggestions.

[karne]

Here's a fun game, which involves picking a song and changing the lyrics to suitably fishy ones. Here's one I made earlier...

Like A Sturgeon

I made it through the wilderness
somehow I made it through.
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you.
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been haddock
I was mackerel too

But you made my eel
yeah
you made my eel shiny and new.
Like a sturgeon touched for the very first time

Like a sturgeon, when your heart beats next to mine.
Gonna give you all my love
boy
my fear is fading fast

Been saving it all for you 'cause only love can last.
You're so fine and you're mine
make my strong

yeah
you make me bold.
Oh
your love thawed out
yeah
your love thawed out

What was scared and cold.
Like a sturgeon
hey
touched for the very first time

Like a sturgeon, with your heartbeat next to mine.
You're so fine and you're mine

I'll be yours 'til the end of time

'cause you made my eel
yeah
you made my eel

I've nothing to hide.
Like a sturgeon
hey
touched for the very first time

Like a sturgeon, with your heartbeat next to mine.
Like a sturgeon
ooh
ooh
like a sturgeon

eels are good for slides

When you hold me and your heart beats and you love me.
Ooh
baby
yeah
can't you hear my heart beat
for the very first time?