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This is a bit like "Get Fact", but entirely fish based.

During the summer of 1647, a rain of fish was seen to descend upon the village of Shirts in Lower Bacaque, France. The frightened villagers perceived this to be an act of witchcraft and burned the local old wise woman known as septic Meg. Many years later it was revealed to have been the work of mischievous schoolboys who had climbed onto the church roof and thrown haddock they had stolen from the local fishmonger.