Build a classic 2000AD character!

[paulvonscott]

Build a classic 2000AD character!

Okay, what we are going for here is a roughly human male classic 2000AD character.  Each person may add one item to the list, then cut and paste it into your new post.  Other categories can also be suggested.  Obviously it would be best if people could avoid the filthy comments (someone restrain Scojo and his Spermen).  Once the character is finished, contributors may vote to veto three suggestions (you aren't allowed to change anything till THE END).  

Then ta-rahhh!  We'll have the new classic 2000AD character we really want (or deserve).  

Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair:
Skin:
Weird Bits:
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one):
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline:
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo):
Job/Profession:
Companions:
Family:
Catchphrase:
Enemies:
Vehicles:
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one):
Artist (can add more than one):

[paulvonscott]

Build a classic 2000AD character!

Yes, I've changed it already, each person can add THREE things.  I'm adding two and saving my other one for later.

Okay, what we are going for here is a roughly human male classic 2000AD character. Each person may add THREE item to the list, then cut and paste it into your new post. Other categories can also be suggested. Obviously it would be best if people could avoid the filthy comments (someone restrain Scojo and his Spermen). Once the character is finished, contributors may vote to veto three suggestions (you aren't allowed to change anything till THE END).

Then ta-rahhh! We'll have the new classic 2000AD character we really want (or deserve).

Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair:
Skin:
Weird Bits:
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one): Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo):
Job/Profession:
Companions:
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
"It is time fer the killin' to begin"
Enemies:
Vehicles:
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one):
Artist (can add more than one):
Weaknesses:



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[2000AD Online]

Cut and paste? That's getting a bit tetnical for me. Once I've had me a little think I'll leave whatever ideas I have wherever you find 'em.

[Wood]

Um, does it have to be male?

Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits:
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one):
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions:
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
"It is time fer the killin' to begin"
Enemies:
Vehicles:
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one):
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses:

[paulvonscott]

Well, no, not really.  God knows we could do with a new classic female character. The main reasons were that:

1.  I knew some people wouldn't be able to resist debasing the whole thing if the character was female.  Having amazing breast powers is probably great if you are a 14 year old boy (physically or mentally), but the idea was to create something fun, but not filthy!

2.  If it works, I then want posters to do a female character.  So as the male one will be first, he will probably be worse, so it'll be better for her in the end!  Not that I don't pity them both.

Oh yeah, and you choices are great! :)

[Stu]

Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits:
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one): A big mace
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions:
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
"It is time fer the killin' to begin"
Enemies:
Vehicles: A camel (1 hump) and access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one):
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses:

[kertap]

Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits: 3 nipples
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one): A big mace, A bin lid shield
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions:
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
"It is time fer the killin' to begin"
Enemies:
Vehicles: A camel (1 hump) and access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one): Scojo
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses:

[Jim_Campbell]

Height:
Weight:
Eyes: Yes
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits: 3 nipples
Powers (can add more than one):

Each nipple is possessed by the soul of a fallen comrade, wiped out during the brutal breaking of the bin-men's strike of '04

Weapons (can add more than one): A big mace, A bin lid shield
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions: Oscar the Grouch
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):

"It is time fer the killin' to begin"

"Let's take out the trash!"

Enemies:
Vehicles: A camel (1 hump) and access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one): Scojo
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses: written by Scojo ...

[paulvonscott]

Well, it's looking pretty darn good, it's tailing off towards silly now (hence the inclusion of scojo - I warned about this), so perhaps we need some grit in there.  Like the three nipples (unfortunately the bio-nipple idea has a cousin in another 2000AD classic series, so it may be vetoed later on but... who knows!).  Other than that he's looking really good.  Anyone new, check the second post for the rules (there aren't many).

Height:
Weight:
Eyes: Yes
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits: 3 nipples
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one):
1.  A big mace
2.  A bin lid shield
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions: Oscar the Grouch
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
1.  "It is time fer the killin' to begin"
2.  "Let's take out the trash!"
Enemies:
Vehicles:
1.  A camel (1 hump)
2.  Access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one): Scojo
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses: written by Scojo ...

Background Suggestions:
1. In this Post-apoc world, he is a part time bin man, delivering garbage from the land-fill mines to the trashies or 'grey trash' who are forced to recycle trash into useful items by the local council in return for food.

2. Each nipple is possessed by the soul of a fallen comrade, wiped out during the brutal breaking of the bin-men's strike of '04

[paulvonscott]

Just a couple of minor changes, I've changed the Weakness for libel reasons and the companion a little for copyright infringement.  Now he's legal again.  Go bin-man go!  (Anyone like the name Bin-Man Jack?)

So far we have a bald bounty hunter and part time bin man who lives in a post apocalyptic environment where everything seems to be run by 'the council'.  He has eyes which is more than a lot of people I guess, three nipples (which seem to contain the personalities of his old 'bin' buddies)and a grouchy robotic assistant.  He is armed with a large mace and bin lid and when you hear the words 'it's time for the killin' to begin' or 'Time to take out the trash' you'd better start to run.

While he is doing his part time 'bin run' he drives a council garbage van, however when is is on his bounty hunting assignments he takes the camel.

Height:
Weight:
Eyes: Yes
Hair: Bald
Skin:
Weird Bits: 3 nipples
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one):
1. A big mace
2. A bin lid shield
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Postapocalyptic Bountyhunter and part-time binman
Companions: Blue (in more ways than one) fur-covered grouchy robot companion*
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
1. "It is time fer the killin' to begin"
2. "Let's take out the trash!"
Enemies:
Vehicles:
1. A camel (1 hump, no name yet)
2. Access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures (can add more than one):
Writer (can add more than one): Scojo
Artist (can add more than one): Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses:

Background Suggestions:
1. In this Post-apoc world, he is a part time bin man, delivering garbage from the land-fill mines to the trashies or 'grey trash' who are forced to recycle trash into useful items by the local council in return for food.

2. Each nipple is possessed by the soul of a fallen comrade, wiped out during the brutal breaking of the bin-men's strike of '04

3. (*) He has a companion (No name yet) based on a blue furry twentieth century kids toy with robotic innards he has scavenged from his 'finds'.  The robot is generally in a bad mood and isn't a 'nice' robot despite looking a bit cute.

CURRENT CONTRIBUTORS:
JIM_CAMPBELL
KERTAP
PVS
STU
WOOD

RULES
Build a classic 2000AD character!

Okay, what we are going for here is a roughly human male classic 2000AD character. Each person may add THREE item to the list, then cut and paste it into your new post. Other categories can also be suggested. Obviously it would be best if people could avoid the filthy comments (someone restrain Scojo and his Spermen). Once the character is finished, contributors may vote to veto three suggestions (you aren't allowed to change anything till THE END).

Then ta-rahhh! We'll have the new classic 2000AD character we really want (or deserve).

[2000AD Online]

SKIN: dirty

WEIRD BITS: three nipples, each possessing the souls of his fallen comrades, Paul, Scott, and Vernon.

JOB: (a slight modification) part-time bin chappie and occasional bounty hunter

[paulvonscott]

So far we have a bald dirty part time bin man and occasional bounty hunter and who lives in a post apocalyptic environment where everything seems to be run by 'the council'.  He has eyes which is more than a lot of people I guess, three nipples (which seem to contain the personalities of his old 'bin' buddies)and a grouchy robotic assistant.  He is armed with a large mace and bin lid and when you hear the words 'it's time for the killin' to begin' or 'Time to take out the trash' you'd better start to run.

While he is doing his part time 'bin run' he drives a council garbage van, however when is is on his bounty hunting assignments he takes the camel.

Height:
Weight:
Eyes: Yes
Hair: Bald
Skin: Dirty
Weird Bits: 3 nipples#
Powers (can add more than one):
Weapons (can add more than one):
1. A big mace
2. A bin lid shield
Armour (can add more than one):
Timeline: Post Apocalypse
SF/Fantasy/Horror (or combo): SF/Horror
Job/Profession: Part-time binman and occasional
Bounty hunter
Companions: Blue (in more ways than one) fur-covered grouchy robot companion*
Family:
Catchphrases (can add more than one):
1. "It is time fer the killin' to begin"
2. "Let's take out the trash!"
Enemies:
Vehicles:
1. A camel (1 hump, no name yet)
2. Access to a postapocalyptic bin truck
Titles of possible adventures:
(add as many as you wish to this)
"The Seven Magnificent Bin-Men"
"The Four Bin-Men of the Post-Apocalypse"
Writers: Scojo
Artists: Brendan McCarthy
Weaknesses:

Background Suggestions:
1. In this Post-apoc world, he is a part time bin man, delivering garbage from the land-fill mines to the trashies or 'grey trash' who are forced to recycle trash into useful items by the local council in return for food.

2. (#) Each nipple is possessed by the soul of a fallen comrade (Phil, Scott & Vernon), wiped out during the brutal breaking of the bin-men's strike of '04

3. (*) He has a companion (No name yet) based on a blue furry twentieth century kids toy with robotic innards he has scavenged from his 'finds'.  The robot is generally in a bad mood and isn't a 'nice' robot despite looking a bit cute.

CURRENT CONTRIBUTORS:
JIM_CAMPBELL
KERTAP
MRWHIT
PVS
STU
WOOD

RULES
Build a classic 2000AD character!

Okay, what we are going for here is a roughly human male classic 2000AD character. Each person may add THREE item to the list, then cut and paste it into your new post. Other categories can also be suggested. Obviously it would be best if people could avoid the filthy comments (someone restrain Scojo and his Spermen). Once the character is finished, contributors may vote to veto three suggestions (you aren't allowed to change anything till THE END).

Then ta-rahhh! We'll have the new classic 2000AD character we really want (or deserve).

[paulvonscott]

As the title said, so shall it be...