It's all coming true!!!!

madgirl · 05 January, 2004, 06:01:22 AM

Alan here, Dawn's other half...

Just spotting something on Sky One that got me worried: the latest sport from the US to be imported over here will be stareing contests!!!

What is gonna be next? Taxadermy? sex olympics?

Geez, you couldn't write this stuff, no wait the droids did!

Quirkafleeg · 05 January, 2004, 06:05:44 AM

Blimey the one in the middle was a bit rough! Made Parkie look like Pop Eye... and he picked it! Like the way the photorealistic bloke was so obviously pissed off about it.

Smiley · 05 January, 2004, 06:05:46 AM

This is heartwarming news. Motorbike-cyborg deathsports can't be far behind.

The Amstor Computer · 05 January, 2004, 07:02:30 AM

...and if you watched "America's Fattest City" on C4, you would have seen a real-life Fattie, complete with (sorta) bellywheel :-)

stront692 · 05 January, 2004, 07:22:16 AM

the size of some people in america is disgusting

by the way some uk guy tried to sell his kidney on ebay last week - hes going ahead with it after the auction was pulled (possibly by a drug company who were worried about the drop in their profits made by selling peoples to people who need new kidneys)

hes had an offer of ?80,000

the inevitable has happenned

agree with smiley

Generally Contrary · 05 January, 2004, 09:21:43 AM

You have all seen GluttonBowl? Haven't you?

Those guys eat their beds for breakfast.

Queen Firey-Bou · 05 January, 2004, 12:10:04 PM

yuk yuk yuk... theyre all freaks !

"Motorbike-cyborg deathsports " ? why use cyborgs? i'm up for it... see rampant kill frenzy tendancies now released by kill list thread.

Oddboy · 05 January, 2004, 07:39:31 PM

Bou - you can't use people who are 'up for it' - you have to get people trapped into the game, who must win in order to set there team mates free!

Art · 05 January, 2004, 07:47:54 PM

Its not a proper future sport if the teams owner isn't trying to get them all killed, to up the ratings or whatever.

Oddboy · 05 January, 2004, 07:49:29 PM

And if one of the team members did in fact turn out to be a spy on the payroll of there arch-enemy rival team, so be it.

petemaskreplica · 05 January, 2004, 07:50:50 PM

I saw that programme about fatties. I still feel nauseous.

Queen Firey-Bou · 05 January, 2004, 07:54:28 PM

can i be the spy ? can i can i ? trapped by some evil dark secret ? can i weild a chainsaw & be like totaly evil & nihilistic ? can i can i? i'll even wear some stupid leather thongy affair if i have to ...

The Amstor Computer · 05 January, 2004, 08:11:18 PM

"I saw that programme about fatties. I still feel nauseous."

Let me guess - it was the 44-stone woman in a lace catsuit, wasn't it :-)

Smiley · 05 January, 2004, 11:52:29 PM

Aww, anyone can play. Framed ex-quarterbacks, half-metal psychos, whichever (wouldn't want any foolhardy spectators feeling put off you see. Heh heh.)

McNulty · 06 January, 2004, 03:38:08 AM

All we need is jetpacks and we can all play Inferno!