Some guy out of Jethro Tull has had a sex change....

[Dudley]

Hmmmm... could we be seeing the emergence of a separate intelligence within the messageboard mainframe?

It's finally got so bored of listening to our crap that it likes to randomly swap a few messages round.  And when it sees a good opportunity ("sweet dreams..."), it even makes deliberate jokes - the sign of the highest forms of intelligence!

The board's alive...

[House of Usher]

Aargh! Damn your black heart, David Page!

[House of Usher]

So, here we are again, then...

[Dudley]

Call out the instigator
Because there's something in the air
We've got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution's here
And you know it's right...

[Mr C]

It's happening again! This should be renamed the Black Hole thread.

[Wils]

What about that bloke from Dead or Alive? He went from man to woman to strange, spongey hosepipe-esque object

I've a distinct feeling that he bypassed 'woman' altogether and went for the Gerry Anderson look straight from blokedom.

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[Dudley]

Iiiiittttt wwwaassss annnn ...
Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini..