Anti - Valentines Day thread.

[Floyd-the-k]

well, if there is a Ninja schoolgirl with pink hair working in your office, she`ll have to give you chocolates if St Valentines day is on a weekday. If she`s a student in your school she won`t have to but may give you chocolates if she likes you. Or she could just staple you to the wall with a heart-shaped arrangement of shuriken (those little throwing star things as everyone knows)
  Me and Roy both get chocolates from Mitsuko on the day