Work It Out

[Byron Virgo]

Reading a copy of today's Metro (which contained a Judge Dredd strip written by Gordon Rennie with a topical Kilroy reference), and a-spyed the following letter:

"If you owned a factory and had the choice of oompa Loompas or Doozers (wee guys from Fraggle Rock) for the workforce, who would you choose?

David Knox, Glasgow"

What a great question fae Glasgae toon, city of culture. In answer to his question, I think the Oompa Loompa's just edge it for me, with their greater propensity for evil. But what does everyone else think?

[Oddboy]

I like Doozers, so I'd make the O-Ls work in the factory so the Doozers could relax.

[Matt Timson]

Doozers.  They're small enough that you could dissect one for fun and hide the evidence afterwards...

[Oddboy]

Johnny that's absolutely horrid!!

Poor blighters get enough hassle from bloody fraggles eating all there construction work without the brutish likes of you abusing them!

[Oddboy]

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[Byron Virgo]

I do like the idea of crushing a doozer beneath my heel just because I could. Do I have a problem? I said I was more suited to the harsh, evil world of the Oompa Loompa...

[Pyroxian]

Doozers, because Oompa Loompas are scary.

    Steve

[Byron Virgo]

Exactly!

[Art]

Oompa Loompas have retro cool.

[Byron Virgo]

NO! No retro cool. Just death, despair and the smell of burnt toast.

[DavidXBrunt]

Oompa Loompas smell my toast?

[Proudhuff]

OOpas fir me, they sing better have a social life,  get to test the mad druggy chocs that willie W invents and they get to run riot in the factory.

Personally I think this question is some sort of sectarian quiz, proddy work ethic vs chafflick guilt ( all that chocolate), contrast and compare, 2000 words by Friday and no debate PVS.

(Extra points for notes on Knox, socks on Fox, clocks on Blocks)

 The Huff in The Hat

[Matt Timson]

You can pinch a doozer's head betwixt thumb and forefinger until its face pops.

[Richmond Clements]

Yeah, and oompa loompas would kill your childern in a horrid way, then sing a patronising song about it.

[Matt Timson]

"Oompa Loompa jiggedy boo- I'll use your child's face as a shoe..."

Evil little bastards.

Doozers.  You can hunt them with an air pistol.  Or set the cat on them for fun!