No sex, please, We're Brutish...

Tiplodocus · 04 February, 2004, 10:26:45 PM

Much as I enjoy watching two people writhing around naked having sex, I find it a refreshing change if when reading a comic or watching a film, the two protagonists have sex without actually having sex, if you get my drift

My personal favourite is ROBOCOP (the original and best) where Lewis helps Murphy to regain his aim and shoot again. They are even firing at tins of baby food!

And last night I watched THE LAST SAMURAI which had a similar thing going on (which I won't spoil).

So can anybody think of great examples of the above from 2000AD? (Oh and can someone remind me where I got the thread title from)

Let the tidal wave of smut begin...

Oddboy · 04 February, 2004, 10:41:40 PM

Sorry - not a 2K one, another film - Lost in Translation. I'm glad the two main 'heroes'(?) didn't get jiggy together.

Tex Hex · 04 February, 2004, 10:45:02 PM

Another movie...

Hicks showing Ripley how to use the pulse rifle in aliens..."Thats the grenade launcher, I dont think you want to mess with that"...indeed...

johnnystress · 04 February, 2004, 10:46:50 PM

Was always sorry that Luke and Leia never got it on- just to see the look on their faces later

JimBob · 04 February, 2004, 10:51:40 PM

I'm glad we never had to see Jonny teach wulf how to use his shotgun:
"Thats right Wulf, hold it tight, now pull it back, yeah thats right, but be firmer next time. Now push your finger into the hole and squeeze my trigger."

Shocking. But you know they are obviously just straight chums.

Noisybast · 04 February, 2004, 10:56:51 PM

Thread title came from an episode of Portrait of a Mutant entitled "No Snecks Please, We're Brutish!"...

Smiley · 04 February, 2004, 11:10:56 PM

Dante trying out his rifle for the first time in The Gulag Apocalyptic springs to mind. "Wonderful design, your eyes just flow towards the target" - image of alien babe's bum in the crosshairs.

Quirkafleeg · 05 February, 2004, 08:41:34 PM

>Was always sorry that Luke and Leia never got it on- just to see the look on their faces later

I take it you've not read A Splinter In a Mind's Eye, the Alan Dean Foster knock-off that takes place after Star Wars and before all the sister stuff has been written... and Luke gets more than a bit 'excited' in Leia's presence. Yuck.

Dudley · 05 February, 2004, 08:45:43 PM

Some of the stuff between Anderson & Corey. Or am I just "doing a Rennie?"

Art · 05 February, 2004, 09:11:11 PM

Theres a bit of furry style almost-sex action in Fosters Spellsinger books...

Proudhuff · 05 February, 2004, 10:08:19 PM

I always find the obligatory Hollywood 'almost' sex scene is normally just long enough to nip through to the kitchen and make a cuppa or nip down to the cellar of Huff Mansions and get another bootle of red.

Laird Opairts Huff

Tiplodocus · 05 February, 2004, 10:43:04 PM

No, sorry, I didn't mean almost sex - that's pretty dull neither here nor there. Or NO sex - that is definitely dull.

It's where they have a metaphorical sex. Like I said in the ROBOCOP example. Or ALIENS.

Another favourite is in STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT where the BORG queen gives Data a "blow job".

Floyd-the-k · 06 February, 2004, 07:53:12 AM

Does Sarah Connor watching Schwarzennegar pull bullets out of his hide in Terminator 2 count?
This is a great thread idea and I`ll come back if I can think of any other examples

yours sexily and symbolically,

Floyd

VampiraJen · 06 February, 2004, 09:03:08 AM

"Another favourite is in STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT where the BORG queen gives Data a "blow job"."

Is that in some other version i haven't seen or were you making that up?

Mr D · 06 February, 2004, 09:09:32 AM

He means she 'blows' on him and he.. ahem... enjoys it! When he has skin...