I bought a house!!!

[Queen Firey-Bou]

ah the locked bathroom is oft the only sanctuary from the sprog, dog or a man for that matter.... long baths, that last for weeks, 3 mortice locks.. yesss

[VampiraJen]

liar!  the bbc news made it clear no-one could buy houses now cause of...something bad...something money based...and the bbc would never lie, or make other such possible false, but almost certainly not claims.

[Devons Daddy]

well done mate!

strangley i emailed you on other things and mentioned that today before coming here.
but great news.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

what ? DD youre mailing umpty about leaving toilet doors open ?

[Oddboy]

booze & chocolate must stay hidden in the cleaning things cuboard

Sneaky! No way the loungeabouts would look there!

I've found that the perfect place for hiding Oddgirls Christmas/birthday presents is in my comic bookcase: she never *ever* goes looking in there.

[Oddboy]

Vampijen, IIRC Uncle Ump lives in Ireland, and therefore isn't *technically* covered by the BBC.

[Trout]

I thought he was in Northern Ireland, which is.

And you get the BBC in the Republic of Ireland, anyway.

- Trout

[Buddy]

'Tis Northern Ireland to be sure...

Anyway, since I've been in my temp accommodation I havn't had a TV, so any BBC reference is lost on me.

Have to say I havn't missed the old goggle box - it's mostly shite anyway with the soaps, gardening, DIY and property development programmes on ALL THE TIME!! (except fot that one with Sarah Beanie, worth watching for her alone).

[Queen Firey-Bou]

no they just save the property development programmes for when one is homeless or on the verge of it " Ron here has a budget of 20 billion pounds & is going to renovate this ancient cathedral into a quaint studio appartment"

" ah with only ?20000 and some old toilet rolls & fuzzy felts we've given your shower a total make-over "


ARHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG

[judge dreddd]

i think you mean, the bank bought the house and you owe the bank loadsa cash