I'm the only co-driver in the village

[Quirkafleeg]

>Im doing the housework from an office chair with wheels

Dusting! Exterminate! Cooking! Exterminate! Washing up! Exterminate!

[Queen Firey-Bou]

ha ha ! if only !
leaving the hut circle for one night means i come back to a mere shell enrusted with a thick layer of juice/sugar/cornflakes combo.

i just had to drive to shop to get bread n milk, & trying to hop down the concrete steps, left me on my arse with my other ankle & knee buggered. IT HURTS !!! anyone got any pain killers? sob.

[madgirl]

I wish! The doctor gave me some really strong things and they sent me loopy (watch it...no coments from the peanut gallery please!)So all i'm allowed now is paracetamol. which just makes life bearable. So i sympathise completely.

[Art]

You forgot the blocked sink...

[Floyd-the-k]

I was going to say "you go girl!" but, since the race is now over, I suppose I should say "you went girl!"
 How far was it? How fast did you drive? What place did you get? How much of the driving did you do? How do you decide who drives (Mad Max springs to mind here, swearing and saying "You`re a blasphemer. I don`t have to work with a blasphemer").
 Glad you had a good time

[Queen Firey-Bou]

>How far was it?

119miles, 46+ ? forest stages (the fast bits with pace notes) rest road (normal driving & map reading)

>How fast did you drive?

only up to 80mph, which on zig zagging gravel rutted tracks quite enough, tho the wrc imprezas etc get up to 120mph. crazy.


>What place did you get?

marshals made a mistake costing us 2 minutes penaltie points, most unfair cos i our timing was like clockwork. so we ended up 53rd. from a start of 72nd.


>How much of the driving did you do?

none at all, it needs a different competition license, which costs more hundreds, each rally costs hundreds to enter anyway. and teh cars not mine, i could never afford to thrash a vehicle like that, tho my drivers offered that i could have a go, i'd be terrified of the expense !


i'll get a rally report up on our web site asap.

[Trout]

Ouch! Hope you feel better, Bou.

And you're a wee bit lonely without a support crew?

Well, fear not! Come the Colin McRae rally, you will have a mutant fish cheering you on!

From the pub.

- Trout

[Mr C]

At least you finished in one piece eh?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

yeahhh !  

& i'll shout "OY FISH ! change that wheeel nAaaaaoW, wheres my flash o tea ? polish those spot lights, hammer out those dents & quick about it BOY !"http://www.balnacra.com/images/mini%20me.jpg">

[Devons Daddy]

wow 53 form a start of 72
thats got to be an achievment based on the fact your an independent.
glad to hear your in one piece though.

i'd be terrified of the expense !
that  line made me smile. ( 80 miles an hour on a country road not an issue but the cost of a bump!)

[Trout]

King Trout rushes by, arms filled with wires, an old clock and a lump of what may be plasticene.

Sorry, Bou-Who, did you say something?

- Trout

[Queen Firey-Bou]

"country road"  ? not so much of a road there DD !

gary re pacenotes ?
we used the 1-7 system rather than descriptive this time. one has a choice;

descriptive : " square right and Caution squareleft tightens into acute hairpin left SHIT! see for 40 crest FUCK!! sorry Bump and kay left.."

numeric 1-7 : " Right 7 and caution left 7 into acute hairpin left SHIT ! see for 40 crest FUCK! ! sorry bump and left 5.."

( R7 + ! L7 > ac-hrpL 40 C/ L5  )http://www.britishrally.com/gallery/%2D%5FNEW%21%5FSnowman%5FRally%5F04/sendbinary.asp?path=C%3A%5CDomains%5Cbritishrally%2Ecom%5Cwwwroot%5Cgallery%5C%2D%5FNEW%21%5FSnowman%5FRally%5F04%5CDSCF0207%2EJ">

[Matt Timson]

None of yer mates came?  Miserable bastards!  Tell them that you're busy fixing your car the next time one of 'em drops a sprog and invites you to come and see it (or something equally tedious that people are expected to do in the name of friendship and support)...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

theres a point JEB ! who has nursemaided people thru divorce n tears n bereavment n health scares n damn i'm so bloody nice to everyone else, i think i will develope a bitter twisted martyrish wingeing nag thing, that'll get em ! ha !

" well i don't think i can do it again, we just don't get the support you know..snivel"

Ive told the driver, he should raise sponsor cash out of charging all the repressed housewives to have a go in my seat, theyre all gagging for a go & he's like "i'm not taking that crazy woman in my car !!"... ha ha, charge them, that way i still get to feel smug and we get our fees paid !
Whaaa haaaa haaaaa...

yes bitter n twisted, i think i could get the hang of it.

[Quirkafleeg]

A nude calander seems to be the defalt way of raising cash nowadays...