I'm Engaged!!!

[Woolly]

My girlfriend asked me on saturday in the pub!

Suffice to say ive been grinning like a leprechaun on ecstasy ever since!!

I'll post a pic of my ring (fnarr!) soon!

One very happy Woolly!

[Jared Katooie]

Holy moley Wolliam, nice one!

I can marry you if you like.

J.

[Devons Daddy]

well done wooly.

great to hear your happy.a specail day indeed.

[Matt Timson]

Congratulations, Woolly.  Is this your better half's way of hinting that you should have already asked her though?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

wow nice one ! congrats & all the best mate, that'll be a valentines to remember !

[Jared Katooie]

"I can marry you if you like."

Hmm. Unintended dual meaning there. Ehh... I'll let the offer stand anyway. Only polite. ;)

[Woolly]

Why Jared, if only you'd mentioned this on friday...! ;)

As for weddings? No conventional church-do for us im afraid.
Last i saw, Shanie was on the net looking at a right gimp dressed up as Aragorn...

Ahhh, this weddings gonna be fun!!

[Queen Firey-Bou]

if you look like aragorn, the gals got a fight on mate !  where d'ya live?phone number?hang on i'll save ye !

[Mr C]

Wahey! Nice one Woolly! Perhaps you should have a 2000AD themed wedding?
All the best mate!

[Steamboy]

Congrats there Wooly, dont really know you but congrats anyway(She asked U, most guys dream)

CU Krestel

[Trout]

Congratulations, Woolly!

King Trout's rules for a successful marriage:

1) Never tell her anything about yourself. In fact, try not to talk to her at all.

2) Never get a joint bank account. Convince her you earn far less money than you do.
Then secretly spend lots of cash on comics and gin.

3) Smile and nod a lot. It make her think you're listening.

4) If it's your night to cook, do the ironing, or carry out any household chore, make an arse of it.
It genuinely works.
Also, try to break the furniture if she makes you hoover.

5) Hide in the loft whenever you need to.

Best wishes for a long and happy married life!

- Trout

[Queen Firey-Bou]

and this gentlemen is why i'm NOT married !... but actually he's right about the loft, even i hide there...

[paulvonscott]

Oh sorry, I'll use the next one.

[Matt Timson]

Come on Paul, even I avoided that one like the plague!

[paulvonscott]

Well, as head of the old joke sanctuary on Zangwang V, I have to find good homes for these unwanted jokes.

APPEAL:  Loving humour-filled family wanted for 'What's Yellow and Dangerous?' has a worn out punchline, but still wants to give mirth.

Well done .Woolly.