Please buy my latest eBay offering

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I have put this on to eBay for a bet.

Bid early, bid often, but don't be uspet at what you get!

Link: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2988390971" target="_blank">Hopefully someone will buy this

[Art]

Careful - someone will drive the bissing up really high and you'll have to give them your house otherwise they'll get disapointed and give you negative feedback.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Provided they pay, I can live with negative feedback.

[Wake]

I would be pretty pissed off (even as a joke) if I was asked to pay postage for a pile of used bricks.

Wake

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I really wouldn't bid on this if I was anyone here.

Please, I would feel guilty at sending off - oh, I don't know - a Double Decker wrapper.

[Oddboy]

But your 'what else are you gonna spend your money on?' line *spoke* to me, man.

Heck, 82p wasn't enough to out bid the current winner.

[MUD]

Hey you've got a great money spinner here, make it sound really magical and interesting and the send n old double decker wrapper.
Do a few more of these and you'll be able to swim in your money bin like Scrooge McDuck

[test 4 echo]

normally i'd snipe, but i really need a double decker wrapper right now, and currently its mine.

[IndigoPrime]

You'd just better hope some monkeys with zero feedback don't drive the price up into the thousands, because you'll still be liable for eBay fees.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I have crapped out and ended my auction.

I never thought anyone would bid on it and have been feeling sick at the thought of anyone actually, seriously, expecting me to conclude any kind of deal.

[test 4 echo]

ah, but then you just report it to ebay as an offensive item or as an aution that breaches their regs, they would shut it down without even looking at it.

had a discussion about this on an ebay board, to test the idea someone reported one of his own auctions for a motherboard to ebay as being offensive. got shut down and listing fees refunded.

mind you Indigo is right to be advise caution, those people who run ebay can be totally mindless dickhead, trying to guess what they might do, should a last minute bidder put the price into silly money, would be futile.

[MUD]

So was it really going yo be an old double decker wrapper or was it something even worse, but the what could top an old chocolate bar wrapper.

[esoteric ed]

How much is postage?


Ed