Bored with the board

[Trout]

AGH!

This is some sort of nightmare.

How can there be two Trouts?

Someone please hold me.

- Trout

[King Trout (fake)]

Yawn

This crawling is positively embarrassing.  While you've taken my name, you might as well try to show a little dignity.

And Dribbles - think carefully.  The punishment for worshipping a false Trout is death by leeches, you know.

Never forget the Trout is evil.

- Trout

[Trout]

Ah!

That's *my* line!

Look:

Never Forget The Trout Is Evil.

See? I can do it with caps on!

- Trout

[rc]

You know, this could be a good example to anyone else who is suffering from the horrific and debilitating "getting bored/irritated and leaving the board" syndrome; simply start your own schizophrenic, self-indulgent thread, spout a lot of zany-assed shit about nothing in particular to yourself and - zang! - cured!

Bet he stays now.

O dear God in heaven, I hope so.

This place just wouldn't be the same, etc.

[King Trout (fake)]

Exactly who do you think you're impressing here?  I can't believe I'm stirring from my undersea kingdom for this.

I'll spell it out slowly.

There is only one Trout.  

There has only ever been one Trout.  

There will only ever be one Trout.

Is that clear enough - or do you need capital letters?

- Trout

[Mr D]

This thread amuses me. It is Good.

[Trout]

I'm the real one.

You can tell. I didn't even see that post by RC.

I've killfiled him!

- Trout

[Richmond Clements]

You're blooody mad.


Have a nice holiday.

[Capt.Zeep]

As far as I can tell they're both him....

He's gone mad I tells ya!

"The Madness of King Trout"?

Perhaps you need a break for the sake of your sanity, oh odious quasi-formorian would-be overlord?

[Trout]

Ha!

He's the fake!

I told you!

Right, Merlin, we're off.

Seeyez.

- Trout

[The Monarch]

kin ah kill him?

[Mr C]

Good lord! the recent technical troubles caused by the IT technicians of Zrag have caused our fishy monarch to be split in twain!

Have a nice break Trouty, come back soon, someones has to keep the plebs in order.

[rc]

"someones has to keep the plebs in order.

That's right, but could someone tell me exactly what it is Trout actually used to do to the plebs when he was here...?

Sorry if I'm a bit dim.

[Matt]

Nice to see that Trout has finally gone mental and started posting scojoesque messages about quitting the board forever only to return 2 minutes later to find out if we're missing him yet! And he's started replying to his own posts. What next Trout, are we gonna see you cornering Grennie in the chatroom demanding that he accepts your script writing prowess?

Matt ;)

[judge dreddd]

the board is a good substitute for a social life when, at times, you dont have one or its too cold to go out