BORAG THUNGG, EARTHLETS!
PROG 1382 MISSING IN THE MIDLANDS!
Important news! Those Earthlets who may be having trouble getting hold of Prog 1382, fear not, the Galaxy's Greatest has not succumbed to a vile plot by the Dictators of Zrag and been vanquished to the outer reaches of the universe - instead, due to a courier error, several thousand have gone missing in transit. This is mainly going to affect the Midlands area.
While I attempt to rectify the problem, don't forget that copies can be obtained from my back issues droids - either email backissues@2000adonline.com or visit my Future Shop at
www.2000ADonline.com.
I apologise for any inconvenience.
SPLUNDIG VUR THRIGG!