Happy Happy Joy Joy

[Queen Firey-Bou]

well, i'm happy, my car fund now stands at ?20. Screw fix sent me some stuff wrong worth ?16 more than what i paid for, so ebay builders parts here we go;
 my fave author stalkee sent me a book with a lovely inscription. ahhh.
and i'm shedding winter pounds Xtra fast with my new eat more diet. i kid you not ! i munch all day instead o starving myself & me tums gone in 4 days !! great !
and ive got a forum to whitter inanely on instead of working. marvellous.

however, its cold. boo.

[Floyd-the-k]

Krustabi, can I star in the fantasy musical movie version of your fantasy award winning comic?

[Krustabi]

Floyd, you can play God.

#11 Heroine's widower stops looking for "the truth" and becomes a monk...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

mels making a filum about me? grud forbid what will it be called ? "bravetart"?

oh well i could flog myself on ebay as part of the merchandise tie in.

[Trout]

I think you should change your name to Bravetart, Bou. That's priceless! :-)

I once saw a fire engine sold for ?400 in a local auction.

If I'd had a driveway at the time, I'd've bought it and incurred the wrath of Troutette!

- Trout

[ming]

Bou, it's unofficially called 'Braveheart in a bra' but officially, just Warrior.  Sounds pants, but you never know.  There are four Boudicca films in the pipeline, which is insane.  One is supposed to be called 'Queen Fury' which sounds kind of familiar :-)

Queen Fury Bou-in-a-bra?  I bet you're just waiting by the phone for Mel to call...

[UZI 4U]

A guy I used to know bought an old fire engine to use for work, he organised firework displays! Cool, eh? Well it was 'til he realised it had a massive petrol engine, not so much mpg as gpm!  On the subject of car woes, whilst taking mine for MOT work done the clutch pedal broke off en route. How the feck can a clutch pedal break off?!  Is there a conspiracy going on here or what. If I could have found a handy branch I'd have got really Basil Fawlty on its ass I can tell you.
Oh, and I wouldn't shoot you Max- I'm sure my 9mm hydra-shox would merely ricochet from your metal torso possibly injuring innocent bystanders :)

[Max Kon]

well u might have scratched the paint

[Mr C]

Right you miserbale bastards, you've pushed me too far with your bah's and your grumbles and general bellyaching (hypocrite? Where).

I've had to get out the Happy Thread!

BE HAPPY!

or else.

[Oddboy]

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[Tanky]

That's more like it! bloody wierdo! --;)

[Mr C]

Yup. P-)

[Queen Firey-Bou]

excellent ! cos i'd missed the most entertaining bra & fire engine comments.

talking of which, we are not allowed to make a scantily clad calendar to raise funds for fire brigade, using brigade gear , as it doesnt project the right image blahdy blah...  stingey feckers, otherwise you coulda seen queen fire bou bra-less in an engine.

[Tanky]

And plenty of hoses. --=D

[VampiraJen]

tanky - love the new icon!!!!!!!!

now if i could just get rid of this anemia and have the power to stand of without having to fight against falling down again life would indeed be great.