Why Wyatt? Why?

[Trout]

Hmmm. Puzzled.

I was there and I saw it.

Must've been more pissed than I thought.

Better agree to disagree.

- Trout

[Bolt-01]

And this is why the Scots are the master race :)

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[GordonR]

I demand witnesses to back me up.  Where are my loyal toadies....uuuh, I mean 'valued friends and fellow creative collaborators'?

[Trout]

No, Bolt. Scots are the master race because we're better than you.

It's very simple. Try to understand.

Read the words slowly, and ask for help where you're stuck.

- Trout

[Quirkafleeg]

Like fuck you were there, fish...

But Gordon's account is more or less as it happened.


Of course it was the year after when I actually punched a droid....

[longmanshort]

You looking at me, orange-shirted punk?

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[Byron Virgo]

Hasn't this all drifted wildly off-topic?

[I only ask because I know that answer to the original question, but have no idea what nay of you lot are going on about!]

[longmanshort]

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Dammit ...

[GordonR]

"Of course it was the year after when I actually punched a droid...."

Ha.  I remember that.  I was there too, but for real, and not in a King Trout sense...  ;>

Outside an Indian resturant in Oxford, where we'd just had a meal.  Look on Artist X's face after you 'jokingly' whocked him in the stomach was fairly priceless.

[Trout]

I'm deeply confused, but want to add that I did not intend to make any false statements.

And Grennie's a tosspot. :-p

- Trout

[pauljholden]

Uhm.. Yes. What Gordon Said. Absoloutely 100% accurate. Fact. And I should know, I'm depending on him for wor... I mean, I was there.


- pj

[GordonR]

Next week on the messageboard:

Trout gives his personal eyewitness account of the Battle of Waterloo.

"Yes, I remember it well.  It was the week after I'd been covering the signing of the Magna Carta for the Perthshire Herald & Post.  I remember, I'd just finished telling Wellington about the time I'd been abducted by aliens when suddenly the French cannon battieries opened fire..."


;->

[Trout]

Despite myself, I'm actually laughing at this.

I'll get you, Rennie. I will.
:-p

- Trout

[paulvonscott]

Strangely enough, the way 'With Thanks to arthur Wyatt' is lettered, in almost the exact manner as the rest of the captions, it read to me as if Arthur was somehow responsible for smallpox island.  Or at the very least he was the one who lied about it.

I suggest you get a libel lawyer Arthur.

Unless of course you were behind the Smallpox Island cover up, then you deserve to be exposed and Gordon was just doing his civic duty.

[Matt Timson]

Mulcher, why are you posting pictures of 'Jim Carver' from 'The Bill'?