why would a married man?

[Emperor]

Can't use condoms, passion killers for me. The withdraw method works for me or just wear out your partner before you need to cum then empty all over her; also works for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poALqoNvcNA

I was hoping that was a clip of Billy Connolly talking about the rhythm method.

[House of Usher]

I thought the sentiment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poALqoNvcNA

was quite funny though.

[Roger Godpleton]

All of you are worms beneath my mighty spats. I am free to do whatever I want as I have the power of a God and all of you are so much chattel for me to step over. I will not wear condoms when I jizz in your're hair and even if I did the raw majesty of David Knight's Sperm would simply melt through its's pitiful latex restraints.


I AM THE MOD AND I RULE YOU LIKE A GOD. I DON'T ANSWER TO ANYONE AS I AM COMPLETELY UNACCOUNTABLE AND I ABUSE MY POWER ALL THE TIME. (BECAUSE EMPEROR LETS ME)

[House of Usher]

Do you have a specific complaint to make, Roger? There are channels, you know.

[Roger Godpleton]

I'm tired of you and the other mods using this forum as a front for your cough syrup organization. I won't be paid off to be your goddamn patsy. I'm bringing a knife to a knife fight. THAT'S THE CHICAGO WAY

[Large48]

Either lots of posts have been removed or I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread anymore.................

I think that's at least five minutes of my life wasted or corrupted, I'm not sure which!

[Trout]

One day soon, there will be a reckoning. Either Roger will become a mod or he will get a big spanking.

[SpetsnaZ99]

One day soon, there will be a reckoning. Either Roger will become a mod or he will get a big spanking.

The naughty step beckons, i think

[Roger Godpleton]

I have the utmost respect for the other mods and I think they do a fine job.

[SpetsnaZ99]

I have the utmost respect for the other mods and I think they do a fine job.

So youre not a Rocker then.....

[WhitBloke]

I have the utmost respect for the other mods but, fuck it, I was in The Faces as well.  Uuuurrrrp.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

If course if this gentleman worked in special effects well they use condoms to simulate gunshots. You put a small quanity of fake blood inside the condom, then attach a very small explosive. This is then attached to the "victim" the explosion is triggered remotly at the right time and hey presto.... gunshot wound.

[Trout]

If course if this gentleman worked in special effects well they use condoms to simulate gunshots. You put a small quanity of fake blood inside the condom, then attach a very small explosive. This is then attached to the "victim" the explosion is triggered remotly at the right time and hey presto.... gunshot wound.

Best post for months.

Off-topic, messy, geeky and slightly mental. Nice work, Roberta!

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Takes a bow...



True story 
Special effects guy  took a several boxes of condoms home for work,

On the Monday he returns to the supplier.

"OI, there was only 46 condoms in the last box!"

Assistant. "Well I hope it didn't spoil your weekend too much sir!"