why would a married man?

[Proudhuff]

Ah, now it becomes clearer! I thought the guy who'd had the vasectomy was *you* and that the operation came with a three-month supply of condoms as insurance.

see that's why you're a gentleman and I'm a cynic. I also assumed it was Klute, but assumed he was touting for plausible excuses 'cos he'd been caught out! 

and a comic geek site is just the place to come for advice?

This is the only time the advice of 'have you tried cheese?' maybe relevant.

[klute]

Ah, now it becomes clearer! I thought the guy who'd had the vasectomy was *you* and that the operation came with a three-month supply of condoms as insurance.

see that's why you're a gentleman and I'm a cynic. I also assumed it was Klute, but assumed he was touting for plausible excuses 'cos he'd been caught out! 

Lol not me i'm a happily married man (if there's such a thing) with a wife who want's more kid's and doesn't like the things anyway

[Emperor]

Perhaps he and his wife have an open relationship* as long as they don't bring anything home - the vasectomy sorts out the baby angle and the johnnies cover the STD one.

Or he is a good friend who has back-up rubbers in case a friend is in need.

Or perhaps they are left over noddies from before the op - it is the saddest thing in the world to throw them away, especially when they are long passed their use by date

Perhaps a better question might be: Why were you rummaging around in his belongings?

* It's more common that people think. Apparently. I read about it in the paper.

I've been there and have hundreds of photographs of "cock rocks."

Is it like Mecca to your people?

We worship the world's omni-penii. As well as its multi-minge. Valiantly rogering the sky, whilst being made moist by the surging rovers.

Remember when this board was about comics? Me neither.

The stated purpose of this sub-forum:

Help!: Stuck in a wormhole? Angel Delight won't set? Just woken up and don't know which year it is? Ask away!

Blame Tharg!

Have we ever resolved the Angel Delight question? Everytime I see it I think I'd like to give it another spin as I loved it when I was a kid (I called it Blum Blum) but if there is an issue with getting it to set I'm not sure I can be arsed with it.

[House of Usher]

I think once you've put too much milk in it, it's too late. The answer is to follow the instructions on the packet, then stick in in the fridge.

[Emperor]

I think once you've put too much milk in it, it's too late. The answer is to follow the instructions on the packet, then stick in in the fridge.

Crumbs, I thought this was still condom related talk. 

[klute]

Perhaps he and his wife have an open relationship* as long as they don't bring anything home - the vasectomy sorts out the baby angle and the johnnies cover the STD one.

Or he is a good friend who has back-up rubbers in case a friend is in need.

Or perhaps they are left over noddies from before the op - it is the saddest thing in the world to throw them away, especially when they are long passed their use by date

Perhaps a better question might be: Why were you rummaging around in his belongings?

* It's more common that people think. Apparently. I read about it in the paper.

I've been there and have hundreds of photographs of "cock rocks."

Is it like Mecca to your people?

We worship the world's omni-penii. As well as its multi-minge. Valiantly rogering the sky, whilst being made moist by the surging rovers.

Remember when this board was about comics? Me neither.

The stated purpose of this sub-forum:

Help!: Stuck in a wormhole? Angel Delight won't set? Just woken up and don't know which year it is? Ask away!

Blame Tharg!

Have we ever resolved the Angel Delight question? Everytime I see it I think I'd like to give it another spin as I loved it when I was a kid (I called it Blum Blum) but if there is an issue with getting it to set I'm not sure I can be arsed with it.

I meant to add the question came about via the women talking my wife then came home and asked why would a married man? and it sort of snowballed from there

[Professor Bear]

This may be a leftfield suggestion but you could just ask him directly, as it sounds like the rumor mill may be gathering a difficult head of steam.

It sounds like he's shagging someone, though if he's smart he'll claim the condoms were someone else's, like a younger relative who's secretly gay or something and he's hiding the evidence from homophobic parents - from zero to hero!

[JayzusB.Christ]

They make your mickey looks more handsomer.

[WhitBloke]

I guess there's actually no arguing with that.

This married man with the johnnies...  Does he also have a well-worn passport and spend a lot of time in the loo?  Is he regularly flush with cash after disappearing for yet another short trip away?  Hey, I'm not judging.  In fact, I'd appreciate being PM'd his number.  I could do with a few extra quid and some travel myself, and putting "Drug Mule" on my CV can't hurt for getting it actually read more often.

[Trout]

I'm betting the answer has something to do with bumsex girl.

[SpetsnaZ99]

Crumbs, I thought this was still condom related talk. 

If you're putting crumbs in your Angel Delight, then no wonder its not setting......

[Proudhuff]

I'm betting the answer has something to do with bumsex girl.

I'd forgotted about her, how did that all end?

[House of Usher]

It sounds like he's shagging someone, though if he's smart he'll claim the condoms were someone else's, like a younger relative who's secretly gay or something and he's hiding the evidence from homophobic parents - from zero to hero!

Those condoms were only resting in my account.

[vzzbux]

Can't  use condoms, passion killers for me. The withdraw method works for me or just were out your partner before you need [spoiler]to cum then empty all over her,[/spoiler] also works for me.





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[Frank]

Can't use condoms, passion killers for me. The withdraw method works for me or just wear out your partner before you need to cum then empty all over her; also works for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poALqoNvcNA