The Best News today

[Dudley]

Tiger versus CCTV

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6176561.stm" target="_blank">Only one will survive

[Dudley]

Dick Chaney for President!

Of the blind hunters club.

Surely "Dick Chaney for target!
(etc)"?

[johnnystress]

"Dick Cheney- He aims to please"

[Dudley]

Actually, I was wrong - this is the best news of today.  Possibly news story of the year.

World's tallest man saves

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6178659.stm" target="_blank">dolphins

[Tex Hex]

Best news today:

This morning at work I went off looking through a walk-in cupbard for something and came across a copy of Superman vs. the Terminator graphic novel.  Alan Grant and Steve Pugh's finest hour!

Took me at least 15 mins to find what I was looking for...

Suck on that, Killer!

-hex

[johnnystress]

I often find If i lose something that Narnia is the best place to look

[paulvonscott]

I was gonna post that, Damn you Dudley!

[johnnystress]

In the interest of balance..and spoiling everyones good mood...

A RARE freshwater dolphin unique to the Yangtze River is almost certainly extinct, conservationists said yesterday.

A major expedition launched to search for the animal failed to find a single survivor.

The dolphin, the baiji, traditionally thought by the Chinese to be a river god, used to live along China's longest river, but development along its banks, overfishing and shipping have proved lethal.

Scientists believe their disappearance would be the first instance of a large aquatic mammal being driven to extinction since hunting killed off the Caribbean monk seal in the 1950s.

Link: http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=1854422006" target="_blank">Chinese dolphin killer/rescuer duality

[Dudley]

Luckily, animals are more than capable of getting their own back.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6191305.stm" target="_blank">Man killed by own snake

[paulvonscott]

Bets News Item Ever.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6195345.stm" target="_blank">Two headed Monster!

[johnnystress]

Cool!

Using state of the art 3D rendering technology scientists have re-created the creature..


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[Dudley]

I'm sure we've all been there...

Link: http://www.casperstartribune.net/articles/2007/01/17/ap/strange/d8mml66g1.txt" target="_blank">Too Fat For Sex...

[johnnystress]

Speak for yourself, the pandas ive had sex with were pretty fit I'll ya

[Dudley]

Oh God, please, Johnny, not another round of "Chi Chi and me" reminiscing.