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[The Legendary Shark]

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[JayzusB.Christ]

The Fawlty Towers reboot.  From a GB News presenter who used to be funny but now just whines about cancel culture, even though he's always on the telly and his old shows are constantly repeated.  No thanks.

[JohnW]

Another entertainer whose heyday was fifty years ago makes grumpy reactionary noises. Couldn't they just have stuck to entertaining?
In the case of Cleese, the market can decide whether or not the show gets made and the audience can decide to watch it or ignore it. The Fawlty Towers thing is sad but irrelevant.

Roger Waters addressing the UN is on another level, alas. As Wedgeski says – pure uncut high-grade what-the-fuckery.
Aged celebrities. Whatcha gonna do?

[Link Prime]

• We just shot down 3 UFO's
• We don't know what they are. Can't rule any possibility out.
• They're definitely not extraterrestrial.
• We'll recover the wreckage and find out.
• We won't recover the wreckage.
• They were probably benign.

[JohnW]

We just shot down 3 UFO's

Who's this 'we'?
I never shot down anybody. Those 20mm shell casings all over my yard could have been left there by anybody.

[Link Prime]

We just shot down 3 UFO's

Who's this 'we'?
I never shot down anybody. Those 20mm shell casings all over my yard could have been left there by anybody.

A coupla clips of 6mm will do for the caffeinated sparrows.

[Jim_Campbell]

Those 20mm shell casings all over my yard could have been left there by anybody.

Bloody kids.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

• We just shot down 3 UFO's
• We don't know what they are. Can't rule any possibility out.
• They're definitely not extraterrestrial.
• We'll recover the wreckage and find out.
• We won't recover the wreckage.
• They were probably benign.

• • We're definitely not trying to distract you from a traincrash in Ohio
  • That traincrash was definitely not the inevitable consequence of Republicans rolling back regulations on train safety

[JohnW]

We're definitely not trying to distract you from a traincrash in Ohio

There was no train crash.
What you saw was swamp gas from a weather balloon trapped in a thermal pocket that refracted the light from Venus.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Yayy! Brexit's got done.  Again.  Can't wait for the next time Brexit gets done.

  Seriously, though, Johnson is once again showing his true nasty, self-serving and sociopathic self once again by trying to cast doubt over the new deal.  Is there a single person left who thinks he gives a flying feck about the welfare of his country?

[The Legendary Shark]

• We just shot down 3 UFO's
• We don't know what they are. Can't rule any possibility out.
• They're definitely not extraterrestrial.
• We'll recover the wreckage and find out.
• We won't recover the wreckage.
• They were probably benign.

• • We're definitely not trying to distract you from a traincrash in Ohio
  • That traincrash was definitely not the inevitable consequence of Republicans rolling back regulations on train safety and two and a half years of Democrats leaving them rolled back.

FTFY.

[JayzusB.Christ]

The Republicans have since found a way to make that train crash work for them.

[Hawkmumbler]

Yayy! Brexit's got done.  Again.  Can't wait for the next time Brexit gets done.

Hm, the patch update is still buggy, can't get anything to run at 60 FPS.

And I swear I saw a Pidgeon clipping through a smokestack yesterday, hopefully they fix that with the next update.

[Barrington Boots]

Yayy! Brexit's got done.  Again.  Can't wait for the next time Brexit gets done.

We can all celebrate with a nice turnip. Raw of course, because nobody can afford any gas to cook it.

[JohnW]

Hm, the patch update is still buggy, can't get anything to run at 60 FPS.

I'm still seeing that weird thing with the ludicrous yellow hair. I thought that glitch got sorted out months ago.