New Poll: In the absence of the Trout, who is your King now?

[Max Kon]

her tits aren't that bad

[Max Kon]

And by that I mean that if I was 24 years older...

[Bico]

Need any help digging that grave, Max?

[Mr C]

Dig upwards, Max, dig upwards, you'll get out sometime.

[Max Kon]

'you'll get out sometime.'

Doesn't seem like being any time soon

[Queen Firey-Bou]

mmm i love it when total newbies randomly start insulting my tits.

troll for breakfast anyone? i suppose if i didnt have a life o could check out the book reference. but i can't be fucked.

Tankieeeeee ! we have another one for the giant napalm catherine wheel.

[Matt Timson]

Sadly, I believe that may be Logan with yet another confusing alias.

Being a man of God*, I can tell you that it's a passage about Death riding up, with Hell right behind him.  Or something.

Never fear, Bou- I'll have a go with your tits and consider myself a lucky man.  Mainly because they won't squirt warm milk in my face.

:)



*ok, so I'm less 'a man of God' and more 'reasonably well read'.

[Max Kon]

Revelation 6:8
I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a forth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

I posted this on the thread below

Link: http://www.2000adonline.com/?zone=fan&page=messagethread&choice=11674" target="_blank">the thread

[Tanky]

Dammit! you turn your back for five minutes...

Bou - dispense the napalm!
JEB - confusing aliases are fair game in my book- fire at will!

It looks like my reign shall be up sometime soon, so today i have a mission for you all, should you choose to accept it. The best practical joke/ jackass style stunt performed today shall win a prize.* Evidence may be required and anything involving Max's bum is disqualified.
I'm also taking requests. Anyone wanting a temporary position of authority, wishing to consign someone/ thing to my dungeon of doom, or wanting a bit of help with life in general, apply here.

*prize may not actually be tangible. The boobs accept no responsibility for any horrendous injury sustained in the pursuit of comedy.

Happy friday everyone!
Never forget the boobs are jiggly

[Mr C]

I'm applying for a position.

What can I have? :-)

[Tanky]

ummm...
you can look after the flying monkeys. I believe their helicopter gunships need maintanence

[Mr C]

But they keep throwing their faeces at me and call me names behind my back and knick me fags.

Grumble, moan, whinge, etc.

[Max Kon]

'Max's bum is disqualified'

damn you

[Queen Firey-Bou]

jackass style japes ?

well i am channelling a rage & angst the size of the planet, my little black book of nasty people is rather overcrowded, and i'm in charge of lighting ( okay okay me & the viking bloke are in charge ) of lighting ?1200 of fireoworks tonight..

who shall i save the big one for?  the guy who bought round a dog shit in a bag to the house the afternoon i got the beravment news ?  Anyone who works at Juve-2's school ? my collegue who has done NO work all week whilst i skivvied ? the woman who moaned about the squidgy grapefruit ? anyone whos talked about my tits this week in a derogatory manner ? mmm choices choices..

Queen Explosive-KILL'Em'ALL-Bou.

[House of Usher]

I'm wracking my brains for a Jackass Style Stunt to perform this very day, so you may have to wait a while on that one.

Although I did get out of the bath and tread right on a paint-scraping shave hook nearly a fortnight ago. With hilarious results (no stitches necessary). That's a bit bit lame, though.