With a subtle twist Films that soundlike Porn films

[LARF]

Here we go:

Shaving Ryans Privates


(this and the other thread are an extension of a drunken evening where we came up with loads, got ratted, and could not rem. any the next morning whilst washing up and hoovering the carpet with the dog - Mrs Larf was out walking the Dyson)

[Funt Solo]

Desperately Sucking Susan

(Although that is actually a porn movie.)

[I, Cosh]

Of course, Shaving Ryan's Privates is a real film. You'll find it in any branch of Global video, alongside:

White Men Can Hump
The Sexth Sense ("I see naked lesbians.")
Lord of the G Strings
Play-Mate of the Apes
Kinky Kong
et bloody cetera

[johnnystress]

tv based

Dawsons Crack

[I, Cosh]

Sphincter's Fist (niche market title)

[Bico]

Men In Back.

[longmanshort]

Actual parodies (apparently):

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
The Penetrator
The Bare Witch Project
The C-Men
Really Desperate Housewives

Made-up ones:

The Flash(er)
From Here to Internally

[Rob Spalding]

28 Lays Later
Dude, Where's my Whore?
Porking Rosso (A hentai movie, natch)
Fantastic 4-some
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Behind
Donnie Dicko
Once Upon a Time In Tina

[Bhuna]

Shaft
Snatch

[johnnystress]

the Black Hole

[Funt Solo]

Fudge Dread

[johnnystress]

Eternal Sunshine of a lubed behind

[Martin Jameson]

bareback mounting

[Richmond Clements]

Lilo and Bitch.

[johnnystress]

King Dong