Speed Dating

[TordelBack]

I hear there's new series on BBC3 exploring this very topic:

Jamie C-let's Poo Action.

[Dunk!]

Ah it's about grip.

So amyl-nitrate* to begin, bacon on string for the finale.

Any encore recipes of choice?



*Just say no, kids.

[Proudhuff]

This is a car-crash thread, can't wait until old Stoney Face charges someone Wolfbagging...

[Peter Wolf]

 I am not prepared to accept one word of that article as being true.


 Some of those words and definitions are laughable.



 Complete Bollox

[Keef Monkey]

After further investigation an Alabama Hotpocket does appear to be the practice I formerly knew as Space Docking. Grim, very grim.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Well, Peter, if you're prepared for the consequences, you may want to try dropping the phrase into google. Just don't use a work PC. Or be eating breakfast.

[Keef Monkey]

I got a colleague to use their work pc. I'm sneaky like that.

[Peter Wolf]

 I believe you.


 Its easy to think that you have heard it all when you havent.


 Well i have to say that until last night i had never heard of the practice.


 Absolutly vile .Depraved.


 Just make sure that you have a shower head that runs off the hot and cold taps.Good for having a wash out inside afterwards.

[Banners]

:: I might get a chance to find out how good these blowjobs really are if I'm lucky!

From Sonnet CXXXVI if I'm not mistaken? And on Valentine's Day...

Romantic bastard.

M@

[House of Usher]

"I believe you."

No, really, don't! A lot of these sexual practices sound exotic for a reason: somebody made them up! A lot of them are hypothetical, based upon sick but creative individuals thinking up permutations of things it might be possible to do even though they themselves probably wouldn't want to do them.

Then there are those who want to try things out just because they've read or heard about them because a) they sound rare, b) they don't want to be missing out on 'fun' they imagine other people are having, or c) they've got a list of exotica they're intent upon working through until they've ticked off all the items on it. A bit like a script meeting for an unbroadcastable series of Jackass or Dirty Sanchez.

(You'll find 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary too - it's not something you'd want sprung on you, and I don't know anyone who'd willingly submit to it either! My intuition suggests it's not going to enhance sexual pleasure for either partner, so why invent such a thing in the first place, except for purposes of misogynistic comedy?)

[Peter Wolf]

 Theres a whole list of this absurd stuff in the urban dictionary.


 I said "I believe you" but i was lying.





 

[satchmo]

I blame Roger Mellie for encouraging out of the box thinking to get into his profanisaurus.


out of the box is probably some kind of sex act with a tramp or something.

[-Dunk!-]

Out of the box is a sex act involving take away chicken of some kind. It can't be the legit stuff though, it has to Kennedy Fried, Kentucky Free or any of their various local brethren.

[TordelBack]

Out of the box is a sex act involving take away chicken of some kind.

Ah, I see, it involves vomit.

[Dark Jimbo]

I used to think Thryllseeker's rambling account of raw-egg-cake-related-mishaps was the best thread on the board.

Then I came here.