Life Spugs because...

[Christov]

My chest is eating itself and my workload is incredibly punishing.

Help. 

[The Doctor Alt 8]

For the past 4 days I have not been able to sleep properly... I do not knpw why cause I certainly feel tiered enough...

It's making my perminant headache even worse... and the meds just arn't working

[Roger Godpleton]

My chest is eating itself and my workload is incredibly punishing.

Help. 

Just take a wank break and get the fuck on with it. Stop interrupting me when I'm eating my 18 pack of Real McCoy.

[Peter Wolf]

My DVD/CD player downstairs seems to have died for some inexplicable reason.All i did was go downstairs and change the disc over that had finished playing.

I Fucking hate it when this happens and right now i am Fucking angry.

[Christov]

Just take a wank break and get the fuck on with it. Stop interrupting me when I'm eating my 18 pack of Real McCoy.

But what if my job is wanking? Do I take a work break?

In other news, my lungs and throat are now playing Twister with each other, and I had a harrowing experience in an art gallery that I shall never forget.

[Roger Godpleton]

While you were out I gave your mom a real good harrowing.

[Noisybast]

My girlfriend's idiot brother finally succeeded in drinking himself to death last night. Good work, fella.

[Roger Godpleton]

Shit Matt, that sounds terrible. I hope you and yours can keep things together.

[TordelBack]

Horrible situation, Noisy - sincere sympathies to your girlfriend and her family, and of course to you for the difficult times you have ahead.

[Kerrin]

That's harsh news Noisy, condolences. 

[Gavin_Leahy_Block]

My condolences Noisy and you have my sympathies. My uncle on his way to doing the same thing to himself.

[House of Usher]

My partner's step-uncle Peter's like that. A very disagreeable bugger he is. A bottle of scotch a day and very deep frustration with the whole world. An unsmiling misogynistic widower, Tory voter, party bore, born-again Edwardian gastronome and dyed-in-the-wool Daily Telegraph reader. When his visiting brother from New Zealand popped up to see him for a week, the visitor was phoning another brother to be rescued after 3 days.

Sorry for your girlfriend's loss, noisybast.

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

It's back to the morning job I thought I'd abandoned for good. Oh well only 2 days a week early rising till they find someone else. BOO! Damn you council tax!

[James Stacey]

.. after 12 years together and 6 years of marriage, my wife is leaving me, giving no reason why or chance to do anything about it.

[johnnystress]

jesus- sorry to hear that james