Life Spugs because...

[staticgirl]

Sylvanian Families just came out after I'd given up toys and I was secretly heartbroken. I was a big My Little Pony Collector for a couple of years. Sylvanian Families are lovely.

[critter]

So I went to start working on my costume for the Pittsburgh ComiCon, found the dog had chew the power cord in half. Then, the dog again, chewed my digital camera, no longer works. Once again, the dog chewed my cell phone. So I've had to replace all three items within four months. For the total of $120 USD.

critter

[HdE]

Cheaper to shoot the dog, no?

(No, I don;t mean that!)

My life spugs at the moment because I woke up this morning to find both of my legs COVERED in itchy red welts. Went to take a shower and, to my horror, more appeared on my back and belly.

I'm thinking this is a reaction to something. I'm also thinking it ITCHES LIKE HELL!!!

[critter]

Cheaper to shoot the dog, no?

(No, I don;t mean that!)

My life spugs at the moment because I woke up this morning to find both of my legs COVERED in itchy red welts. Went to take a shower and, to my horror, more appeared on my back and belly.

I'm thinking this is a reaction to something. I'm also thinking it ITCHES LIKE HELL!!!

Kinda sounds like bed bugs, more reasonably your theory than mine.

critter

[vzzbux]

We got a text yesterday from our site manager saying "Don't forget we are all working tomorrow, no more that 6 jobs if everybody turns in  "

Got in this morning and only a third turned in. The rest had been given the day off. We all had 6 jobs and I finished around 3 ish.

I want to pick your brains. Is this shit practice and does it warrant getting the union involved and there was a number of pissed off people on site this morning.



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[Roger Godpleton]

Fluoxetine farts. Nary a minute goes by without me issuing forth a fresh blast of Zyklon B (for Butt). These farts have a bouquet of multiple smells going on. I swear to God I am going to shart whilst watching The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists tomorrow afternoon.

Yesterday I got a papercut on my left middle fingertip and it stung to shit. Now my fingertip looks like a fleshlight.

[Emperor]

I swear to God I am going to shart whilst watching The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists tomorrow afternoon.

Please let this happen, please let this happen, please let this happen.

Yesterday I got a papercut on my left middle fingertip and it stung to shit. Now my fingertip looks like a fleshlight.

Have you tried... it on with your thumb?

[M.I.K.]

Have you tried... it on with your thumb?

[Emperor]

Have you tried... it on with your thumb?

I must admit I was thinking about this (NSFW) when I said it.

[SpetsnaZ99]

I must admit I was thinking about this (NSFW) when I said it.

That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?

[Roger Godpleton]

I didn't shart in the cinema, so it spugs for Emperor that he has to experience disappointment. But rest assured, Emperor, I am saving all my sharts for yyyoooooouuuuuu.

[Emperor]

Why thank you, something to look forward to there. 

I must admit I was thinking about this (NSFW) when I said it.

That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?

Foreplay.

[SpetsnaZ99]

I must admit I was thinking about this (NSFW) when I said it.

That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?

Foreplay.

I actually think that does happen

[Dandontdare]

I'm having a dental nightmare. I have a front tooth crown/implant which is fused to my canine tooth. I had some root canal work on the canine recently, which seems to have weakened the foundations. This morning I woke, stretched and gritted my teeth too hard - there was a CRACK and now the two fused teeth are wobbling and hanging by a thread.

It's not really painful unless I move the teeth or try to eat, but it's been an absolute ball ache trying to get an emergency dentist. Can't be seen till 10 am tomorrow, so it's soup and more soup for me today. yum.

[vzzbux]

My mates father in law has just been diagnosed with cancer, having messaged him I put a comparison up with our own Carlos. Carlos picked up on the message and sent him a good will reply. Can the Squirrel get any more Arsom.
(This is in this thread because of the nature)


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