Hullo!

[wild-seven]

I'm obeying standard etiquette and announcing myself as a newby - be gentle with me!

[Bouwel]

Hello and welcome!

-Bouwel-

[Paul faplad Finch]

Hello there.

[locustsofdeath!]

We've all been newbies once, but there are very few of us that can be called 'gentle'. Basically, we're all bastards. But welcome anyway!

[Richmond Clements]

Good morning.

[Mike Gloady]

Hey Wild/Kate!

You took my challenge and must now suffer my standard introduction to new boarders.  Yes everyone, Wild is known to me from the outside world.

"Nice to meet you and stick around, this really is the friendliest place on the web"

Ok everyone, what's the male/female/other ratio now?

[wild-seven]

Hey Wild/Kate!

You took my challenge and must now suffer my standard introduction to new boarders.  Yes everyone, Wild is known to me from the outside world.

"Nice to meet you and stick around, this really is the friendliest place on the web"

Ok everyone, what's the male/female/other ratio now?

So no hideous acts of initiation which I'd obviously have to excuse myself from what with being a lady and all that - ?

[Mike Gloady]

Later you tease!

[Gavin_Leahy_Block]

Welcome, make yourself at home.

[wild-seven]

Later you tease!

you know me so well!

*puts feet up* I think I'm going to like it here 

[Kerrin]

Hello! welcome to the board.

[TordelBack]

Welcome, wild-seven.  Any friend of Mike's, as they say...


(...is under an immediate cloud of suspicion).

[Chirpy]

Hi,

I was really new last week - thanks for taking over the latecomer's mantle!

I hope you like the place as much as I already do.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Hello wild-seven and welcome to this mans club, we all like to sit in leather chairs whilst typing on this forum, wearing our smoking jackets, smoking cigars and holding a glass of Brandy in our spare hand!
Due to anti-discrimination laws we have decided to allow women into the club, otherwise we'd be shut down.

Ok everyone, what's the male/female/other ratio now?

I just checked and the ratio is still the same

So no hideous acts of initiation which I'd obviously have to excuse myself from what with being a lady and all that - ?

Roger will be thinking of some deranged act at this moment for you, be afraid!

[Roger Godpleton]

Your first task is to prepare us a buffet of delicious meat and heroin based snack traits with an oversized platter of cheeseburgers which you caught in the wild as the centerpiece.