Judo's DTTPAY* thread

[Judo]

Give the poster above you some life advice.
Every little helps.

Rules...
nowt nasty.
no double posts.
*Donate to the person above you

[WhitBloke]

Be wary of trusting anybody you've not had an argument with.

[SpetsnaZ99]

Finish the current job, before you start another...

[Gonk]

Before you ever feel like criticising someone just remember that not everyone have had the same advantages as you.

[TordelBack]

Stick it in and wiggle it about a bit, usually does the trick.

[Daveycandlish]

And if that doesn't, try some cheese

[Tiplodocus]

Cut back the amount of time you spend on internet forums.

[Trout]

When you refer to a "knob gag", not everyone is thinking what you're thinking.

[Hoagy]

Try using your dinner breaks for stretching your legs.

[Spaceghost]

Never, ever, ever, bloody anything, ever.

[Proudhuff]

never mitre when you can scribe

[Satanist]

Dont eat the yellow snow.

[Hoagy]

Never, ever, ever, bloody anything, ever.

I'd like to flag this up as nasty.

[Mudcrab]

Never question advice, it may seem inappropriate at the time but you never know when it'll come in handy! 

[Spaceghost]

Never, ever, ever, bloody anything, ever.

I'd like to flag this up as nasty.

Don't worry George. It's just a quote from cult comedy 'Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door'.

I thought it might raise a chuckle.