GIRD YOUR LOINS WITH THRILL-POWER!

Cyber-Matt · 23 July, 2008, 02:32:47 PM

BORAG THUNGG, EARTHLETS!

Undergarments looking a little frayed around the edges? Is your wardrobe lacking that cosmic zing? Then make sure you head down to your local Asda in August to pick up a pair of official Judge Dredd jockey shorts!

Available nationwide from all Asda stores from the beginning of August, these zarjaz shorts retail at just £3.00 a pair. Don't miss 'em, Terrans - they are most emphatically scrotnig!

SPLUNDIG VUR THRIGG!
THARG

Wils · 23 July, 2008, 02:39:55 PM

Pants of Justice! Fantastic stuff. I'll have to get some of these if only to justify a lewd version of "My Lawgiver fires six different types..." ;)

Roger Godpleton · 23 July, 2008, 02:41:46 PM

So can we expect Nerve Centre droids to be wearing these on a future cover?

Bolt-01 · 23 July, 2008, 03:09:20 PM

BWWAAH-HAA-HA!

Still, makes a change from basic black...

TordelBack · 23 July, 2008, 03:23:51 PM

They must be mine!

LARF · 23 July, 2008, 03:26:03 PM

Mrs LARF: "What the hell are those"

Mr LARF: "Set Lawgiver to Rapid Fire!"

THey will be mine, oh yes they will be mine!

dweezil2 · 23 July, 2008, 03:32:57 PM

The best pants ever!!!!!!!!

TordelBack · 23 July, 2008, 03:47:56 PM

Seems like dressing to the left or right could be a life-changing decision in those u-fronts.

COMMANDO FORCES · 23 July, 2008, 03:55:47 PM

EXCELLENT!

How many pairs will I buy, that is the question!!!!!!!

COMMANDO FORCES · 23 July, 2008, 03:59:44 PM

I've just noticed after looking again at the pic, that when you wear these it will be as if you are constantly shooting your load :roll:

The Legendary Shark · 23 July, 2008, 04:16:06 PM

Great.

A vehement celibate on my underpants. That's just what I need. Grud knows, my skiddies see little enough action as it is without plastering the poster child for puritanical abstinence all over them. :roll:

Still...

Peter Wolf · 23 July, 2008, 05:18:03 PM

Quote from: "the_legendary_shark"Great.

A vehement celibate on my underpants. That's just what I need. Grud knows, my skiddies see little enough action as it is without plastering the poster child for puritanical abstinence all over them.

Still...

Feel good about your Celibacy as too much sex drains the Life force and Chi.

Those wise words of wisdom were from Chris Eubanks.

I do !! [about mine]

Sex is overrated. 2 minutes of squelching noises and its over !!

I wopuld have preferred black.

COMMANDO FORCES · 23 July, 2008, 05:25:17 PM

Quote from: "peterwolf"Sex is overrated. 2 minutes of squelching noises and its over !!

Stop showing off Peter

Rex Banner · 23 July, 2008, 05:49:40 PM

Brings a whole new concept to the 'And proud we are of all of them' thread.

'shudder'

Hoagy · 23 July, 2008, 07:51:58 PM

Pants for the birthday list. This time I'll look forward to them!