Uh Oh

[GrinningChimera]

Yyyyeeeah. I'll probably just get her a card and a bag of fruit pastels and then bang her on the couch after the kids have gone to bed.

Romance.

We have a winner. Who really wants presents anyway? We both have enough crap to last us a lifetime and then some. I'll cook her dinner, we can watch a movie and then a bit of the old (insert whatever comes to mind here) afterwards.

Sorted.

[CrazyFoxMachine]

then a bit of the old (insert whatever comes to mind here) afterwards.

That actually sounds filthier than if you'd just said "then some sex afterwards"

[GrinningChimera]

That actually sounds filthier than if you'd just said "then some sex afterwards"

Oh it was a lot filthier than that